Why is the dad kinda…
I think right now I have a crush on a GIRL… which is very shocking because years ago I came to terms with the fact that I’m GAY and not bi.
If you can’t jerk off to your own imagination you are not intelligent enough to have the right to vote
The concept of Kansas, Texas, and South Carolina going blue but Florida staying red would give someone from 2008 a heart attack.
I get so infuriated when someone puts nuts in food that’s supposed to be soft and chewy like brownies or cake. Like, the only nuts I want in my mouth are those that belong to @dietjudson
The concept of Grindr still being my #1 suggested app despite me not opening it in over 2 weeks.
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Me being gay but getting none of the good parts like no fashion sense can’t cook or clean bad at interior design like just dick and vibes
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9/11 truthers in complete shambles after seeing a plane completely evaporate after a nose down impact.














