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A Christlike figure to some

Glasgow, Scotland
Joined November 2019
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Me waiting for my birthday wishes
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republicans lose the midterms and a nazi killing game is immediately announced #Woke3
'Wolfenstein 3' is in development at Machine Games and Bethesda, XBOX CEO announces
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Jensen you dawg you
Taylor Swift is making a “big announcement” today on Good Morning America.
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Jensen Huang going for the romance everyone cutscene in Stardew valley
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pond was mid today
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At this rate I think Jensen Huang may have fucked me too
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Fiancée plucked my eyebrows
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Please know your email finds me with a juicy drop pop in hand
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> is named Gunn > gets fired Bravo Hideo Kojima
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Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Doctor says: “Treatment is simple. Famous clown, Pagliacci, is performing tonight. I’ll pick you up at 7. Wear that dress I like.
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nvidia ceo:
The stripper HAS to love someone. She has to. And that someone could very easily be me. You don’t know me.
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me leaving the function with robert pattinson up my ass
They’ll put Robert Pattinson in your ass if you’re not careful
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“For sale baby shoes never worn” 6 word slop by Hemingway. I can write a sadder story with just 2 words: Mom exploded
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Deadass biggest plot twist of 2026. the CEO of one of the biggest AI companies was cheating on his wife with a Chinese spy, that was relying intel to Chinese AI companies. You couldn’t write that Script in your wildest dreams.
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This is killing me, it’s giving that one Minecraft joke book
Weirdest book we’ve found in a while
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Woke is back
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TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYONE
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"Cliches are boring" Me when the anime starts playing the opening in the background during an epic moment:
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