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philly
Joined November 2021
i'll serve a queef out of my pussy before i serve this country
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“why are you so quiet, what’s on your mind?” me:
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I keep thinking about the traditional Nordic turf roofs I’ve seen in Faroe Islands, rural Norway and Iceland. Our tour guide on Mykines told us that turf and grass have been used for around 1,200 years since the Viking Age as a natural insulator, for weather protection and as an alternative to timber for roofing. ♡🌱
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every day feels like this
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😭😭😭😭
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I know that dick is funky as FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK
wanted for fraud and trickery silicone underwear by loise hulin
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What stage of grief is that
Erika Kirk dresses up as Charlie Kirk for Halloween. 🎃
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turn the heat down on that stove
Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, and Dessert
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i’m never deleting this app
When you arguing with someone online and see that they lost custody of their kids
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The Jalen Hurts clot story has gone from the players' union to Capitol Hill. Sen. Lisa Blunt Rochester wants Roger Goodell to explain what caused clots in Hurts' leg and both lungs, and who cleared him to play and fly home from London. Your move, NFL.
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Airbnb is introducing a new policy prohibiting hosts from asking guests to strip beds, wash and put away dishes or take trash offsite, as well as imposing their own fines on guests. The policy applies to reservations booked on or after November 20.
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I have like 5 of these in my DMs right now wdym ‘mysterious’
Mysterious 'humanoid predator' lurking near US border could be from another dimension, UFO investigator claims trib.al/n7kZ6Rn
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Jaime Maussan claims of a mysterious 'humanoid predator' near Juárez lack any official confirmation; local authorities report no incidents or attacks. Maussan has promoted prior hoaxes including debunked 'alien' mummies assembled from bones and glue. laopcion.com.mx/juarez/descart… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaime_Mau… elpasotimes.com/story/news/loc… dailymail.com/sciencetech/ar…
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they finna be named The Philadelphia Jalen Hurts after that lawsuit
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if you’re reading this YOU are the eagles running back
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He hits me if I have socks on around him
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Mfs in the Midwest be like: "yeah dawg i just spent the whole day sitting in corn it was awesome"
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Stop dming me I give a mad toothy blowjob
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omfg 😭😭😭 he stressing that lady tf out
I hope this never finds my son. he got his mama stressed tf out 😭
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Just turned the heat on for the first time this season
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Condom sex so garbage just give me the STD
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