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I've felt this for a long time, but it's extra disturbing to see the parallels spelled out like this.
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You don't fucking say. Fuck every person who voted for this guy. Forever. You sacks of shit.
'Put that everywhere': Steve Bannon admits 'Project 2025 is the agenda' after Trump wins rawstory.com/steve-bannon-pr…
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When “rights” are regional, they aren’t “rights” anymore. The civil war was essentially fought on this very point. If someone isn’t free everywhere they go, they aren’t free.
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As President, when Congress passes a law to restore reproductive freedoms, I will sign it into law.
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Rebooting my ‘16 ‘How to Turn a Red State Blue in 90 Days’🧵since it’s evergreen.🌳 Swap out ‘Hillary’ for ‘Kamala’ and not much else has changed . As Obama said, there are NO “blue” or “red” states, WE have the power to color the map BLUE with our VOTES. wakelet.com/wake/b3ad8186-7c…
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BREAKING BOMBSHELL:
Donald Trump is accused of committing ADDITIONAL Class D felonies in New York with stiff penalties.
I’ll break it down as an attorney;
In case you thought that the case of convicted felon Donald Trump couldn't get any worse, ProPublica is out with a bombshell story today.
Nine witnesses in the criminal cases against former President Donald Trump have received significant financial benefits from his organization, including large raises from his campaign, severance packages, new jobs, and a grant of shares and cash from Trump’s media company.
These pay increases and other benefits often came at delicate moments in the legal proceedings against Trump. One aide who was given a plum position on the board of Trump’s social media company, for example, got the seat after he was subpoenaed but before he testified.
If prosecutors can prove that the purpose of the benefits was intended to influence any testimony, this is a serious crime.
In New York, paying a witness can be considered a crime under several statutes:
•Bribing a Witness (Class D Felony):
•Bribe Receiving by a Witness (Class D Felony):
•Tampering with a Witness (Class A Misdemeanor to Class B Felony):
Let’s share this everywhere so D.A Alvin Bragg launches an investigation!
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Truth Social was around $175/share.
Now it's at $14 per share.
It might have to close now.
Say it with me, please:
EVERYTHING TRUMP TOUCHES DIES. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Hey, ex-Tweeps: we've heard from many of you that Twitter's new PeopleQuestions form - the only way Twitter is allowing you to communicate with them about things like your missing paychecks, disability payments, and their other thefts from you, now includes a poison pill:
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When Elon said "bankruptcy is on the table" did he specify if he meant Twitter or Tesla?
I'm not checking this account any longer. Twitter has added some bullshit about referencing the elephant network, so apologies for the nonsense in my elephant network information
I'm @ unixorn @ m s t d n . social there.
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So hey, buy a car that hasn't actually helped the environment, might catch fire, can't open the rear doors if it does, and funds a cut-rate Bond villain trying to turn Twitter into a Nazi toilet if you want.
Just know what it is you're actually buying. 11/11
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CEO pay at America’s largest public companies is up 1,460% since 1978.
Talk about inflation.
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No one wants to hear this, but none of the 606 mass shootings so far this year have been perpetrated by women.
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Today is a good day to remind you that whitewashing American history is how white supremacy thrives.
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there was a mass shooting at an LGBTQ+ club and the top three Republican responses were to blame the victims for being there, to criticize the hero who stopped it for being there, and to dare people to try to take away their own guns. fuck these fucking ghoulish fucks
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Democrats are outraged that LGBTQ+ people are targeted for violence. Republicans are outraged that LGBTQ+ people exist. any questions
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Translation: We stole what may have been someone’s life savings—potentially ruining his life—for no tangible public safety benefit. And then we acted like that was heroic.
It’s legalized larceny, & it’s routine.
CBP officers discovered $33K in unreported currency possessed by an Egypt-bound traveler at Washington Dulles International Airport during a baggage examination on November 8. The traveler verbally reported that he had $20K.
More: go.dhs.gov/ZPW
ALT $33,000 in U.S. currency lined up in vertical rows on a table