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Halloween is in five days. 🎃

He’s not wrong.

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Driving with my brother to a @texasroadhouse

“WitaF?”🐕 “LMAO!”🥐

Douglas Oberg’s rendition of my hero, The Skull of Calderon! Visit him in Xanadoom @ YouTube.com/OverlordDVD

I used to hate facial hair. But then it grew on me. 🧔 Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere. 🌙 And one particularly awful Dad Joke Hall of Fame entry: When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent. 👨‍🍼😜

What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory. 🏭 Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. ☕️ What’s brown and sticky? A stick. 🪵 I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🤔

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. ⛳️ What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner.” 🧱 Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot. 👃🦶

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field. 🌽 What do you call a fish wearing a bow tie? Sofishticated. 🐟🎀 Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. ⛳️

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀 What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese. 🧀 Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired. 🚲 What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. 🐻

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