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Washington, DC
Joined August 2008
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It’s October and y’all should watch my wife’s horror/comedy acting reel - IG: @evydita - LIKE & FOLLOW!!
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Democrats, you have the chance to do the funniest thing
Replying to @SatireAP
The Democrats' very first bill should be the $5000 thing, send it to Trump's desk. Make him veto it.
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Put the hijab on the Statue of Liberty
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Man I KNOW his cousins are all sick of him 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
overachiever as fuck first Muslim senator in U.S. history also happens to be a class valedictorian at his university, an MD/PhD that was fully funded by scholarship, a Rhodes Scholar, an assistant professor in public health, county director of dept of health…like wtf
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AI could never write the tweets I’ve seen today
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GO TO YOUR NEAREST DATA CENTER, GRAB ALL THE RAM YOU CAN, THEIR RAM IS YOUR RAM
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Tennessee Republicans voted to expel Justin Jones in 2023. Three years later, the Nashville Democrat has won reelection, securing another term in the state legislature. Read more #OnTheGrio thegrio.com/2026/11/04/justi…
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Vote again
Soo when the person yall voted for wins & nothing changes what will yall do then???
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What color hijab y’all want?
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O karma é real. Você vai ganhar muito dinheiro antes de 16 de novembro, se mandar isso pra você mesma imediatamente…
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He looks like Emanny
Cardi B revealed her son with Stefon Diggs ❤️
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These niggas spent months crying about Ilhan and got 9 new Somalis 😭✌️
In addition to Ilhan Omar’s reelection to Congress, NINE more Somalis were elected to the State Senate and State House across Minnesota, Ohio, and Oregon. I am speechless.
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I know kristi noem’s husband is shaking his titties with glee rn
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midterms recap 🧢
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NEW YORK (AP) — Dow soars more than 1,500 points and crude oil drops 8.7% after Republicans lose control of Congress in US midterms.
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Okay but Iowa flipped too if anyone cares🧍🏽‍♀️#midterms
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Turns out, being scorned edgy internet boys who could finally say slurs openly was not a long-term sustainable political strategy. Temper tantrum ran out of steam.
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If Texas goes blue I’ll post ass.
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Talarico is 37 Ossoff is 39 Kiros is 29 El Sayed is 42 Forstag is 32 Andrews is 46 Rutinel is 31 Sand is 44 This is a new generation of Democrats.
I’ve seen enough: generational wipeout.
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NOT HIM CLEARING EVERYONE LMAOOO😭😭😭
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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