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King of Chicago. Award-winning commentator. Chicago correspondent for Three Pea Soup. Pizza Puff connoisseur. WalMart Gary V. #CYBTFS

Chicago, IL
Joined June 2019
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"End partisan gerrymandering." Like Democrats haven't been doing that shit in Illinois for decades.
Heres just a taste of what we are going to do in 2028: - end the filibuster - indict all trump admin officials who aided corruption + illegal orders - end partisan gerrymandering - new voting rights act (election day is a holiday, minimum 2 weeks early vote, automatic voter registration, free voter ID) - pass a Public Option (Medicare for all!) - reform the supreme court - reinstate the child tax credit - end insider trading - DC + Puerto Rico statehood - codify the NPVIC - bring back USAID - rewrite and reinforce impoundment control act - end parking minimums - permitting reform!! - codify abortion - reform emergency powers act, after 30 days must be approved by congress - fund the IRS - cut regulations for building solar, wind, and nuclear and subsidize new projects - mandatory 3rd party evaluations for all models being put out by frontier labs - chip export controls - end the reclassification of federal employees as "at will" employees (schedule F) - rescind the OBBBA
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When Chicago worlds intersect
The pope knows Sister Jean! He reacted to seeing a doll depicting Sister Jean while he greeted family, students, alumni and staff of Notre Dame and Villanova during an audience at the Vatican in the Paul VI Audience Hall, Oct. 31, 2026. (CNS photo/Vatican Media)
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The worst acting I've ever seen 😂
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Just a reminder from my political days... -Divided government is good. -Divided government with actual adults who are willing to compromise and act in the best interest if the electorate is good. I guess one of those things happened tonight. 0% chance of the other.
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The ultimate election ad drinking game 🍻😂
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I'm so proud to announce that I will be taking on the roles of US Senator, Governor of Illinois, and Secretary of State starting in January! As always, my platform stands: Malört in every glass, a Pizza Puff on every plate, and a quick repeal of the "making faces at dogs" law.
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Delivery Robot Takeover in Chicago!
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Watching Stigmata near a seminary school! 😳
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One of my favorite thing about petitions was coming across a page that was clearly filled out by one person. That's what happens when you pay by the signature
What we found in @Brandon4Chicago petitions … another candidate’s petitions tossed in as well as photocopies. You must file originals. Look for a challenge. Story next on @nbcchicago
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Chicago Pizza Puff Review Gone Wrong
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Why Horror Movies Make Zero Sense 🤡
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Someone needs to tell him he's not driving a patrol car. 😭
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Surviving the 9 to 5 😭
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True Chicagoans know the rule <><>
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Why I'd Never Crash a Wedding 🚫💍
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The Truth About Chicago Winters 🥶
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OMG! Caleb is now fighting people! This is getting out of control!
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The ultimate Chicago pronunciation test 🌭💀
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What a world we live in when a mayoral candidate proudly posts AI slop put together by a scandal-ridden former state Senator.
📀 credit to Rickey Hendon
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