Hey @storyblok you have to be kidding - you 2x'd your pricing month-over-month and aren't grandfathering in features for your existing customers? We were a Enterprise prospect but going to look for alternatives now.

Can we save Main Street? alignable.com/blog/how-to-sa…

Moved the ladies to a new spot this morning.

I think the 16" Macbook Pro is a brilliant revenue ploy by Apple to get every developer who bought a butterfly-keyboard laptop in the past couple years to upgrade to get a god damn ESC key.

Anyone else having trouble deactivating their @mint account? I've tried twice and they've said they're going to delete all my bank data but then keep sending me account emails. Feels like class action lawyer's dream.

Poor worker. I think that's a pretty clear case of how bad design can harm.

Dear Republican friends, it's time. If you start pretending you didn't vote for Trump, I'll pretend I believe you. Promise.

Just realized that our building has a non-placebo elevator close-door button. It's the little things that make life worth living.

Theory: the instability of the Trump presidency is actually just brilliant long-play on crytpocurrency prices by Steve Bannon.

Pierce and Garnett are the NBA version of the giving tree. Even when it's all over and they are in retirement, they're still helping.

Was angry at @adamhimmelsbach for mucking up conditional probability but then realized it was just nerd click bait bostonglobe.com/sports/celti…

Twitter + Bloomberg thing is weird. It should 2x on what it's good at: realtime trends, celebrities and customer support (and fix trolling)

@WageWorks Why can't I use my commuter parking card to pay for parking anymore? MBTA switched over to @Parkmobile and nothing works.

I'm sensing a pattern on FB's developer tool strategy. facebook.github.io/react-vr/…

SaaS/Recruiter/Offshorer spam has been crazy lately, but a GMail filter removing anything with "15 minute call" seems to have done the trick

My and a Co-worker's morning snacks. Which one of us is getting married soon? (Cadbury Egg donut from @BostonCommon )

"Uber can potentially face civil legal claims related to its use of Hell" I would think so techcrunch.com/2017/04/12/he…

How much a vendor decides to change the API of their Gem from version to version seems inversely correlated to how much we actually use it

The Rails upgrade jingle: "When you upgrade one Gem it lead to another, then you upgrade two Gems to resolve dependencies on each other"

Complaining to myself about how slow the internet is for the 3 days. Then remembered I turned off Chrome's cache for testing #foreheadslap