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Never ever eat pears

Eden of the North
Joined May 2014
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Just don’t embarrass us again
Under the lights 🔜 #UTS 🦐
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“Been a challenging week for many reasons” “The players and staff are setting really good, professional standards” The shit he is having to deal with behind the scenes must be ridiculous 😂 no doubt being lied to as much as we are. Fuck off Ropinder @Panjabwarriors
"It gives you great confidence when you know you've got goals in the team." 💬 The gaffer looks ahead to Saturday’s trip to Hednesford Town in his latest pre-match interview. Watch now ➡️ youtu.be/e39Um4er8ks #UTS 🦐
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Morecambe Football Club acknowledges the National League’s decision to place it under another player registration embargo and is working hard to have this resolved and removed as soon as possible. #UTS 🦐
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This is the guff PSG play ever week and still need to rest their players
🏁 Le Racing s'incline dans cette 4e journée de @ChampionsLeague (1-9). #RCLComo
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Superb result, especially that second half. Hogan is a rock at the back 7 home wins in a row is literally unheard of in this stadium. Serious achievement. So why has the Halo been neutered, atmosphere was better in Bentley days 🤕
Another victory ticked off at home ✅ #UTS 🦐 | #MORvSCA
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Yer da after calling him Isaac Rusty-Biscuits
NEW PODCAST! After a week off, we're back to discuss the past two weeks of football, which saw FA Cup disappointment before a positive return to winning ways against Merthyr Town and Darlington 🤩🦐 Listen here: open.spotify.com/show/1qK89H… podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas…
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Just walked past someone walking their dog and the dog had a poppy clipped to its harness. Poppy-mania is back and better than ever
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Good win 👍 should have been 3-0 after 10 mins, IBR has so much potential but needs to back himself more and take defenders on 🧸⚽️
VICTORY UNDER THE LIGHTS! #UTS 🦐 | #MORvDAR
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Six home wins in a row btw 🤣 mental. When did we last do that? Well done to Steve and Ropinder for managing to make the place feel doom and gloom despite it
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Get the tunes on lad @Gardi115
72' - THERE'S THE LEAD! 1-2 | #UTS 🦐 | #MERvMOR
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Genuinely what’s the point in spending so much on a football club off some Essex delboy then running it like this, Panjab have to be the thickest most incompetent owners going
The Shrimps Trust would like to issue the below statement.
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I wonder if Surridge have used their cricket jumper know-how to put something like this together. Just after they’ve put a single scarf, beanie or anything that isn’t a playing shirt on sale
🎅🎄🎁⛄ It's time to reveal our new Christmas jumpers... Next up we have our Pienaar #20 Crimbo Christmas Jumper! Dropping at 12pm (UK Time) on October 28th.
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Setting mine back to 1972, when Coniston had some Lancastrian bollox #CumbriaDoesNotExist
The clocks go back by one hour on 25 October at 2am, which means you’ll gain an hour ⏰ What will you do with the extra time? Let us know below 👇
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Can we have some serious questions in the interview about why every first half is dog shit rather than how the lads bounce back @MorecambeFC
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You think it can’t get any worse and it does every time. Ran out of words at this point we are just hopeless
Defeat in the FA Cup. #UTS 🦐 | #RUSvMOR
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Feeling rather #SHRIMPY today
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Doing this near Lancaster hospital and saving about 45 minutes in traffic
Shot on iPhone 18 pro 😂 Tesla Roadster can fly
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