Am moose, name Spruce. 27. Love history, books, boardgames, grand strategy, computers, cuddles, maps, music, and more c:

Moose Manor
Joined August 2020
I'm just a møøse who likes to get all spruced up :3
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Land acknowledgment at the Spirit Halloween but for the store that was there before
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sex is a very intimate and sacred act your body is a temple and you shouldn't be sharing it with someone who likes the cowboys
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The Philadelphia Eagles have not won a game since Drexel University closed the Academy of Natural Sciences. Do with this information what you will
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the carpet does in fact match the drapes
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Waterloo! Couldn't escape if I wanted to!
ABBA has a song for literally every human experience. having a crush, being broke, getting dumped, making up, turning 17, watching your daughter grow up, being horny, defeating the French… they really covered every possible situation
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You can’t rush men at aviation museums, that’s their enrichment time
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New sona species option unlocked
New cat alert! A call from a wildlife sanctuary about a "weird cat" has led to the first new cat species discovered in over 100 years in Bolivia’s Yungas forest ecoregion. Learn more about this feline surprise: on.natgeo.com/JRuaGj
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September is Bisexual Visibility Month.
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Due to pressure from ACME’s pro-arachnid lobby, we’d like to issue the following correction.
With great irresponsibility comes great power. See #CoyoteVsACME in theaters today.
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Changing a map label is one thing Messing with the lyrics of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is another
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dolly parton, the whales sing for you tonight, rest in peace and know your light reached even the darkest expanses of this world
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Have you met Kippers? Well now you have! Sometimes this Møøse is big, orange, and squeaky :3 #FursuitFriday
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Percentage of the population that can hold a conversation in Icelandic
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Yesterday was National Lighthouse Day and National Sea Serpent Day! The two holidays are completely unrelated, but they go so well together :3
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MINECRAFT MØØSEN!!!
some deer for my upcoming mod
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