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Basil Funkenstein

@dabif

Daddy to Bea. Hubby to V. Waving a plastic sword since 77.

 Sitting or serving.
Joined February 2009
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LBC
@LBC26 Oct 2022
'The simplest notion of all, accountability, has been completely torched by the PM on his first day in the job.' James O'Brien rages at Suella Braverman's reappointment... @mrjamesob
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Big week for Suella Braverman as she tries to restore confidence in the Home Office after multiple breaches of the ministerial code by former home secretary, Suella Braverman.
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XBOX Game Pass
@XBOXGamePass1 Feb 2022
Soon these will be available, and the time they were not available will be a distant memory xbx.lv/3Gj3Xb9
Crossfire X, Besiege (Game Preview), Dreamscaper, Edge of Eternity, Infernax, Skul: The Hero Slayer, Telling Lies, Ark, The Last Kids on Earth and the Staff of Doom, and Contrast are coming soon to Xbox Game Pass.

ALT Crossfire X, Besiege (Game Preview), Dreamscaper, Edge of Eternity, Infernax, Skul: The Hero Slayer, Telling Lies, Ark, The Last Kids on Earth and the Staff of Doom, and Contrast are coming soon to Xbox Game Pass.

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Jason Isaacs@jasonsfolly13 Jul 2016
Appointing @BorisJohnson Foreign Secretary is like making Mick Jagger Minister for Chastity. #GetYourHairCutBorisYouAssClown
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Gregg Wallace@GreggAWallace9 May 2016
My niece B in @MasterChefUK judge training
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Ian Miller@millerian19 Mar 2016
The UK's Natural Env. Research Council is asking the public to name new ship. RSS Boaty McBoatface currently winning nameourship.nerc.ac.uk/entri…
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Cheezburger
@Cheezburger30 Jan 2016
Oscar movie posters remade with 'Winnie The Pooh' adds critical acclaim to your childhood. chzb.gr/1QMeP4P
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Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump7 Jan 2016
Man shot inside Paris police station. Just announced that terror threat is at highest level. Germany is a total mess-big crime. GET SMART!
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Real Madrid deal for De Gea falls through after delay to documents from new Man United club secretary John Chilcot. #DeadlineDay
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Let's make Jeff the Diseased Lung the new face of #Marlboro by getting #JeffWeCan to trend worldwide!
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Star Wars
@starwars8 Feb 2015
Happy birthday to the galaxy's greatest composer, John Williams!
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The New Yorker
@NewYorker5 Jan 2015
Today’s daily cartoon by @JoeDator. For more: nyr.kr/12XoobI
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Tomorrow's wrap: The blood swept lands and seas of red, where angels dare to tread
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It's TRUE. Benedict Cumberbatch will indeed be getting his very own wax figure! MORE PICTURES: bit.ly/1tpyCZG
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Mitch Benn@MitchBenn8 Jul 2014
Last time I saw anyone being this thoroughly fucked by Germans it was on a badly dubbed VHS
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Mark Lisseman@marklisseman14 Jun 2014
A memorial bench for Rik Mayall in Hammersmith? Yes. change.org/en-GB/petitions/h…
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As chancellor, I have the most famous face in the galaxy, yet when I put on a hood no one knows I'm in charge of the Sith. I'm ruling idiots
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Claire 🦒@clairabellejp17 May 2014
John terry is frantically searching for a hull kit ..... 😆 #FACupFinal
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John Madden@Peddler_of_8430 Apr 2014
Van driver and his mate in Fleet Street London today. John Madden photo.
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Bad Robot@bad_robot16 May 2014
#dayone
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