Manic Monday at the White House as Two Men Lose to Stationary Objects dailyskrape.com/manic-monday…
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Manic Monday at the White House as Two Men Lose to Stationary Objects dailyskrape.com/manic-monday…
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Republicans Hand Garcia a Blue Balloon, Ask Him to Stay in Storm Drain dailyskrape.com/republicans-…
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Hollywood Takes Over Congress, Cuts Affordability Scene to Make Room for Celebrity Cameos dailyskrape.com/hollywood-ta…
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Democrats Plot to Replace Schumer, Accidentally Schedule 14 Separate Coups dailyskrape.com/democrats-pl…
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Democrats Put Affordability in Witness Protection After It Overhears Their Plans for Congress dailyskrape.com/democrats-pu…
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School Recreates Soviet Grocery Store, Students Give It Five Stars Because Line Gets Them Out of Algebra dailyskrape.com/school-recre…
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Democrats Win Midterms, Accidentally Activate Rosie O’Donnell’s Return Ticket dailyskrape.com/democrats-wi…
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Mark Ruffalo Turns Green After Discovering Team Blue Won Without Consulting Him dailyskrape.com/mark-ruffalo…
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Business Lobby Demands Mass Amnesty, Warns Higher Wages Could Force CEO to Sell Second Boat dailyskrape.com/business-lob…
First-Time Voters Discover Divided Government, Ask Why Nobody Put It on the Study Guide dailyskrape.com/first-time-v…
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Democrats Give 70 Blue Balloons Congressional Seats After Learning How Vetoes Work dailyskrape.com/democrats-gi…
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Michigan Discovers Fountain of Youth, Apparently Located Inside Voter Registration Database dailyskrape.com/michigan-dis…
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Jay Jones Secures Election by Having Police Arrest Everyone Providing Security dailyskrape.com/jay-jones-se…
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Democrats Demand Recount After Union Boss Counts Their Accomplishments dailyskrape.com/democrats-de…
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Rapinoe Says Sports Aren’t Fair, Objects When Forklift Wins High Jump dailyskrape.com/rapinoe-says…
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Won’t You Be My Senator? Stevens Escapes to Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood dailyskrape.com/wont-you-be-…
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Parents Choose Strangers With Open Trunks After Democrats Begin Confiscating Halloween Candy dailyskrape.com/parents-choo…
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