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Owner of @CampecheCo | Graphic/Merch Design | @MattRamage Merch Partner | Packers, Spurs, 'Stros, Stars, OU, UND https://teapaw.org/t.co/jf0N3el5Nd

Texas, USA
Joined July 2014
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Apparently I'm a "retard" who makes designs for 12yr olds. So I'm gonna give away a youth Steph Castle Rookie of the Year shirt to someones kid! Rt and comment below to enter, I'll pick the winner when I get home from the game tonight! #porvida     campechecollective.com/shop/…
I’d assume 12 year olds are your target market with designs like that
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Not me trashing the playcalls at the high school game only to be told the lady in front of me is the OC's wife 💀
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All this "transplants flipped Texas" stuff is serious cope. Ted Cruz is Canadian. Ken Paxton is from North Dakota. Dan Patrick is from Baltimore. Elon Musk is from South Africa. Joe Rogan is from Jersey. Talarico: Native Texan. Ginajosa: Native Texan. As of 2023, the percentage of citizens living in Texas who were born there is actually higher than the national average. It's not even top 25 in percentage of transplants.
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New podcast episode with legend @TimCrispy drops tomorrow. On YouTube later tonight. Visit mattramageshow.com
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The Ravens have completely forgot how effective a Derrick Henry screen can be. Get him the ball where he's got blockers and just a couple dbs in his way and he's much more effective. Jags are stacking the box, gotta stop showing your cards with Hill being the only receiving back
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Might be cheating but I'll do mel brooks, he makes an appearance on just about all of his movies. I'll be having a great time.
You’re locked inside a movie theater for 24 hours. You can only watch movies starring one actor the entire time. Whose filmography are you choosing?
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Buy low on Rice, bro got too much on the line to keep missing games
Rashee Rice has filed for bankruptcy and is over $3 million in debt, per @wfaa “The bankruptcy filing was submitted on Nov. 4, the documents show. Rice's filing lists his estimated assets to be worth between $500K and $1M, while his estimated liabilities are $1M to $10M.”
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Give me 2 mil and I'll do both 👀
For $1 Million - Would you rather: Have 100 attempts to tackle Derrick Henry (he gets a 10 yard head start - coming AT you). OR Have 100 attempts to score a TD against prime Richard Sherman (you start on the 15 yard line. 1v1 coverage).
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A San Antonio original, now in uniform. 🌮 sabreakfasttacos.com
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I felt this tweet on an emotional level Californians don’t have any idea what Carne Guisada is, but will argue they do and consistently tell you they have it, only to serve you a slab of flank stake and guac and then grin at you like they put you on to something. EVERY TIME
Tried to explain carne guisada to a Cali dude in the mojave this week and he just kept sayin "we have that at every spot in socal" He meant carne asada & thought i was just mispronouncing. I spelled it out and after explaining he said "so it's just stew meat?" Had me like this
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Tried to explain carne guisada to a Cali dude in the mojave this week and he just kept sayin "we have that at every spot in socal" He meant carne asada & thought i was just mispronouncing. I spelled it out and after explaining he said "so it's just stew meat?" Had me like this
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That's the fighting sioux
A fresh take on the Blackhawks. Shop the Hometown Remix collection today!

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HE'S BACK
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Gotta be the dumbest meme. Who do yall think passed the regs and approved the permits to create all these subdivisions and destroy our native landcscape?
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It's giving dynasty 🔥
Jordan Love had to dress up like an official to finally get a roughing call.
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Never forget, this is why we lost.
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Elon just spent half a billion dollars this election cycle on Paxton and other candidates and they all lost 💀
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If you need a ride ger tonight for sand volleyball, kickball, pickleball, or softball tonight at Sunset Park in Las Vegas tonight, I'm your guy.
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