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Joined July 2024
Replying to @elonmusk
They will stop invading your countries
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Ilhan Nur Said Elmi, a.k.a Ilhan Abdullahi Omar sat on the couch staring at the warrant, her brain completely short-circuiting over the absolute audacity of it being written in English.
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Future astrophysicist claims professor's lecture on 'brown dwarfs' was a microaggression
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πŸ€– Made with AI
Cool. Calm. Collected. Not cheering for a single thing the Orange Man has to say. Patriot πŸΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ«‘
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Muslims who changed their names to hide their identity: - Barack Obama - Ilhan Omar
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This is Treason! California needs an emergency Election ASAP!
#BREAKING: LA County election officials confirm in court they can't verify voters' citizenship.
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This disgusting, antisemitic language from Donald Trump must have no place in our country, especially from the President of the United States. While unsurprising from a President who spews hatred on the daily, it must be universally condemned by those who want to root out antisemitism and bigotry in all its forms.
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Replying to @visegrad24
I knew they had a part in this
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Caption This…
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NEW Pennsylvania Returned Ballots 🟦 428,546 πŸŸ₯ 150,418 -278,128 Going into Election Day, Republicans will have to overcome a deficit of -278,128. I highly encourage Republicans to visit your county election offices TODAY. Vote an in-person, on-demand ballot.
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They are literally doing the meme in France πŸ˜‚
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS πŸ“Š According to the latest People’s Poll, Trump’s approval rating is at an all-time high and a red wave is coming because Americans are more worried about America turning into France than a temporary spike in gas prices. Good luck, Democrats.
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I push early voting because Harris County, Texas, ran out of paper ballots in 2022.
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BREAKING NEWS: Abdul El-Sayed Campaign Official Reveals El-Sayed Receives Overseas Donations, Admits Foreign Contributions Are Illegal Under Federal Law, Warns Denouncing Hamas Could Cost Support β€œYou know, he [Abdul El-Sayed] has people from overseas that donate to him...No it is not allowed." β€œHe [Abdul El Sayed] can't just say, you know, no, I don't support Hamas, you know, I reject all of them, because he's going to lose the people that brought him up in the first place.” @AbdulElSayed @MikeRogersForMI
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Why are you shocked that people forgot how bad it was under Biden. Shit they forgot how bad NYC was after 911!
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Starlink slowed down for a couple days in Ukraine so a bunch of Europeans and a bunch of Democrats have declared that Elon Musk is the most evil person to ever live. "Elon is the worst human being ever." "As soon as our technology catches up to Elon's, we will boycott his products!" "SpaceX and Starlink are dead!" Look at you fools go. All because Elon allegedly didn't do everything in his power to help Ukraine. Wait until you dumb f*cks hear about your hero, Barack Obama. After Putin annexed Crimea and moved 30,000 troops to the Ukrainian border, Obama refused to give Ukraine weapons to defend itself. And he refused for years. Surely you Ukraine fans remember that right? Surely you remember the President of Ukraine standing before Congress, begging for weapons to defend Ukraine. You must because you all love Ukraine. Surely you remember Obama's speech in 2014 at the NATO summit. If you don't, you should watch Fox News because they are currently playing my video of his speech. During his speech Obama said that Russia was a regional power that posed no threat to America, even after Putin invaded part of Ukraine. How could that be? We are told now that if Putin takes Ukraine, he could take the entire world. Was Obama lying back then? Impossible, Obama is incapable of that. During that same speech Obama also said that Ukraine should work out its own future and that many Ukrainians in fact had allegiance to Russia. Obama said that countries regularly break international law and that it wasn't our problem. How could he say that? Obama sounded like "Putin's Puppet" right? You fans of Ukraine must be so angry at Obama. Here's a video of the Ukrainian President begging before Congress for weapons after Putin took Crimea. Say it you Ukraine lovers. Say that Obama is worse than Elon Musk. Will you? Nah. You all are frauds. Also included in the video is Biden in 2018 being asked about the fact that Trump gave Ukraine the weapons to defend itself that Obama would not. Biden said that he agreed with Trump and that he had spent years arguing to Obama to supply Ukraine those same weapons. Come on Ukraine fans. Speak out about Obama like you do about Elon and Trump. 😜
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Replying to @EmmanuelMacron
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Replying to @BarackObama
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Replying to @visegrad24
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No way is history this funny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‡«πŸ‡·πŸ‡«πŸ‡·πŸ³οΈβ€πŸ³οΈβ€πŸ³οΈβ€
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The video is AI-generated and does not depict any real event or takeover at the Eiffel Tower. Fact-checks show no such flag display occurred. leadstories.com/hoax-alert/202… indiatoday.in/fact-check/sto…
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