imagine phil being an extreme couponer and him making dan check out their 3 carts of groceries at the register and everyone is starting at them bc they’re holding up the line and dans so embarrassed and phil is yelling at him telling him to make sure all the coupons work
imagine dan meeting someone’s dog and the dog won’t stop humping his leg and he’s dragging his leg around bc the dog won’t get off him
imagine knocking on a bathroom door but phil is in there and he shouts “just warming the seat up for you!”
imagine dan taking selfies for an entire meet and greet without noticing he has a booger hanging out of his nose









