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I have a cat. Likes to smash the granny out of drums. Can beat match and cross-fade, vinyl and digital. Loves his planet. Grandad. Has no time for idiots.

Upper Beeding, England
Joined May 2013
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I AM DONE WITH THIS SHIT. A Thread. I’ve been naughty, I got suspended. Apparently, it’s absolutely cool for a certain Rancid, Gammon Headed, Lying Cunt with a name that looks remarkably like @.BorisJohnson to, virtually, spit on the graves of thousands of people who have died of
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…… Covid alone in a hospital bed and then Lie about breaking his own rules to the public, and parliament. To then congratulate himself for the vaccine roll out. But I’m not allowed to threaten to “push my fist through his Rancid Gammon Head”Which, let’s face it, is impossible.
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See ya I’m off Twitter. Those of you that made me smile I thank you.
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This is the sea. You know what to do next right?
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On a hot day 🥵 😂
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What a chart! This chart visualizes the frequency of compound insults (e.g. poophead, scumwad) in Reddit comments in the shape of a prefix and suffix matrix. This is super helpful in creating new swearwords too. Perfect for the social media age. Source: buff.ly/3nBj88F
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Looks like GD Iris is ready for a bike ride. 😍
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and I quote: “A highly professional leader and thinker…” Obviously.
Council boss to return despite lockdown party bbc.in/3OOH0l0
As the “most” intelligent species on the planet, we sure have produced some pretty dumb fuckwits. I tried to Google: Dumbest Person in the world. Even Google couldn’t decide.
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Roses are red, I beg your pardon,
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