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Lamont

@danceofthedream

20 homosexual 1# burrowing owl fan

Joined April 2026
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I love gay Halloween. It’s the one time of year they transform into a stressed out Hayao Miyazaki, or a mad scientist with a cartoonishly large brain and bubbling green flask, or some humorous inanimate object, or anything other than homosexuals, which I dislike as a homophobe.
a (@boopyape) profile picturea@boopyape31 Oct 2025
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re stressed out Hayao Miyazaki?
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dolo@doloyeungOct 31
The elite gooner doesn't need porn much like a chess grandmaster doesn't need a board. He merely sits, confidently proclaims "ejaculation in 28 tugs", and executes
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I gigaquoted my Uncle’s divorce announcement in the family group chat and now everyone is mad at me for some reason
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minquoh@minquohOct 31
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vio@ErogetismOct 31
Can't imagine what it's like to be a parent & have the ability to see every thought their child has on a device that is constantly on their person, that also gives the child access to every human & horror in the world, that the child also needs in order to not be a social pariah,
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I would like to announce that I am now boypreggers after @PukeCreature violated my duderus with her neocock a few weeks ago. Whether I abort the baby or not entirely depends on if this Polymarket parlay hits
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started satanism and binge eating. starting stimfapping in 2/1 months. wish me misfortune girls.
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すき家いこっかな
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When I said that Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Obama, it meant got beaten badly. The media knows this. Often used word in politics!
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>The normgroid discovers his vocabulary is downstream from chuds
Joey (@geeksszn) profile pictureJoey@geekssznOct 30
“Hypergamy” “foid” in 2021
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@BirdCentralParkOct 30
Despite orders yesterday from the NYS DEC to cease work on this Upper West Side water tank, several workers appeared earlier today and lifted this wood panel onto the top of the tank and did other work. The DEC is here again.
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doctor doctor, send me some nudes.. i got a… bad case of fuckin dudes
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it's a basic expression of the idea that anything blatantly libidinal in a non societally approved way is bad, and can either be tolerated or actively punished
The Skeleton Cow COMMS OPEN (@TheCow92230608) profile pictureThe Skeleton Cow COMMS OPEN@TheCow92230608Oct 28
someone posted on my server ""Writer's barely disguised fetish" feels like the modern day equivalent to the "They must have been on drugs when they wrote this" critique" and tbh I couldn't agree more
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I’m gay and I’d still pick cockroach because bugs are yummy
perfect angel (@tragic_endings_) profile pictureperfect angel@tragic_endings_Oct 28
Straight men are genuinely so stupid and insecure Bc genuinely why on earth would you rather eat a roach?
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Going to masturbate.
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weird kid i was mildly friendly with at school followed me on tiktok and he reposts tcc edits
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This semester I already failed a class and I'm probably gonna have to withdraw from another one too
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