Dan (@dancookethomas) profile picture
South West, England
Joined August 2017
This is the fella selling aftershaves in club toilets
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Palmer has more goal contributions at Euros than Foden & Saka combined with zero starts
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Eden Hazard has 5 goals, 2 assists and 4 MOTM in 8 Cup finals. Mo Salah has 0 goals, 1 assist and 0 MOTM in 8 Cup finals. The fact that your first thought after winning a trophy is "Eden Hazard" just proves everything.
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Jamie Carragher shouldn鈥檛 be allowed to commentate on Liverpool games. Feels like I鈥檓 watching a Redmen TV watch along
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Eden Hazard is propa Chels 馃槀馃挋
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Bruh fuck maguire stupid prick
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it鈥檚 always Maguire, second picture he鈥檚 biting Azpi鈥檚 hand off ffs
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Can everyone please please retweet this. I鈥檓 fucking worried sick. I鈥檓 in London and can鈥檛 even do anything
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When ya peak too early and spot a bouncer with a dog
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A church catches fire and the entire world stops, news is everywhere and billions are raised overnight. But when our planet catches fire, there's crickets. This fire in Australia has killed HALF A BILLION ANIMALS. Half a billion. This needs to be trending everywhere!!
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If you have a strong Welsh accent you may aswell be talking Ugandan to me Cos I cant understand a single word man
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That is Jordan of Love Island with a haircut
We鈥檙e the bath room at?
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This is pretty 'clear and obvious.' Are we just using VAR whenever we want now?
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OH AND AMY鈥橲 SLIPPED. AND MAURA鈥橲 IN HERE. #LoveIsland
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