I can't complain but sometimes I still do. Life's been good to me so far.
Wisconsin, USA
Joined July 2012
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The "omg it's almost Halloween" people in August are NOT allowed say shit when people start playing Christmas music in November
Maybe if you live in an apartment building with only one washer and dryer, you should practice basic courtesy and learn how to promptly remove your laundry from the washer/dryer?
We're not allowed to have pets at our apartment, but Josh and I have hatched a plan on doing everything we can to attract crows to our yard cuz they're super smart will bring you presents if you feed them
A few weeks ago I became senselessly drunk during a night out after only a handful of drinks (even while pacing myself and drinking water). And then had a sleepwalking episode that night (I've never done that before?) It's only now occurred to me that I might have been roofied?
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If your dog isn’t allowed on the couch or the bed, you don’t have a dog. You have a sad animal who only wants to love and be near you, dying a little inside.
Josh told me that our 1 year anniversary is coming up and that I should "keep that day open."
I had to ask him which day.
Dear lady with the baby at the library: your crying infant doesnt understand the meaning of your aggressive SHHHHHHHHH-ing. You're not soothing your infant, you're just infuriating everyone else
I didn't realize memorial day weekend was a big romantic weekend for getting engaged, but I guess it is?
Living with my parents rent free during summer breaks from college allowed me to build up money for school at my summer job. They're the only reason I was able to avoid being dead broke as a full time student and parttime worker ❤️ teapaw.org/angelicacheee/status/9…
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