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Daniel Bittman

@danielbittman

PhD candidate at UCSC working on OS, NVM, and distributed systems research. If it ain't broke, let's try to break it! (he/him) @dbittman@discuss.systems

 Santa Cruz, CA
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Joined April 2015
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Still makin' slides.
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today i explained to my girlfriend that i think the difference between writing programming languages and writing operating systems is that PL is like the Wizard class in D&D, and OS is more like being a Warlock
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"We need to ride off the coat tails of C, that compatibility is a HUGE boost for C++." Decades later when people associate C++ with C:
A pikachu (yellow rat-like pokęmon with big red circle spots where a blush might be located) staring at with a slack-jaw, opened mouth and partially perked up ears, completely aghast at the result of these very predictable things.

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People who obstruct bike lanes on busy, dangerous streets with their car should not be allowed to fucking drive
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Next to a school no less
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Matteo Capucci@mattecapu29 Jan 2023
The fine structure constant 🧵👇 1/137
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If you are reviewing a paper, simply do not be an asshole.
Abhijit Mahabal (@amahabal) profile pictureAbhijit Mahabal@amahabal28 Jan 2023
Achievement unlocked: Paper rejected, R1 says "wonder if this is generated by ChatGPT". Submission deadline was before ChatGPT was released.
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Rainbow above the lagoon

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Coulda stopped typing after the first three words
Kristie Sluder BSW, MSW, LCAS, CCHP (@KristieSluder1) profile pictureKristie Sluder BSW, MSW, LCAS, CCHP@KristieSluder113 Dec 2022
Replying to @JoeBiden
I don’t think it's gay unions being disrespected. It's heterosexual Christian marriages being attacked, mocked, and ridiculed just because we believe without condemnation that God prescribed marriage to be between a man and a woman.
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World's most annoying walking pile of dogshit admits to his own labor law violations.
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmusk10 Dec 2022
Twitter is both a social media company and a crime scene
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Elmo, can you hurry up and get on the mars thing? And then go there? And then experience the result of your subpar work in the most expected manner?
Currently going insane over "code capitalists"
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Successfully defended my dissertation!
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Oh hey - why is grad student homelessness at @UCSC more than double any other UC campus? #cola4all #ucscstrike #stillhere @payusmoreucsc
2016 Table showing Food Insecurity and Homelessness across UC campuses. More accessible, full version can be found here: https://www.universityofcalifornia.edu/infocenter/student-basic-needs

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Hey folks, we're back on strike for a #cola4all - this time with the backing of ALL UCs and UAW. If you want to help, please consider donating to this fund for all UC strikers facing hardship: givebutter.com/uc-uaw?fbclid…
UAW-UC Academic Workers Strike Support and Hardship Fund

UAW-UC Academic Workers Strike Support and Hardship Fund

The strike support and hardship fund to support the academic workers of UAW Locals 5810, 2865, and SRU

givebutter.com
Leya Breanna Baltaxe-Admony (@leyabreanna) profile pictureLeya Breanna Baltaxe-Admony@leyabreanna10 Aug 2020
Oh hey - why is grad student homelessness at @UCSC more than double any other UC campus? #cola4all #ucscstrike #stillhere @payusmoreucsc
2016 Table showing Food Insecurity and Homelessness across UC campuses. More accessible, full version can be found here: https://www.universityofcalifornia.edu/infocenter/student-basic-needs

ALT 2016 Table showing Food Insecurity and Homelessness across UC campuses. More accessible, full version can be found here: https://www.universityofcalifornia.edu/infocenter/student-basic-needs

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UAW Local 5810@UAW581014 Nov 2022
It's on.
A group of hundreds of workers marching on the UC Berkeley campus holding signs that say 'UAW on strike. Unfair labor practices.' It is a crisp autumn morning and the low angle of the sun is casting shadows through the foliage.

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UAW 4811@uaw_481114 Nov 2022
Yup.
UAW Local 5810 (@UAW5810) profile pictureUAW Local 5810@UAW581014 Nov 2022
It's on.
A group of hundreds of workers marching on the UC Berkeley campus holding signs that say 'UAW on strike. Unfair labor practices.' It is a crisp autumn morning and the low angle of the sun is casting shadows through the foliage.

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solidarity with the grad students (not parody)
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