Daniel Gordon

grixis is best, grixis = red + black + blue

we should boycott at cEDH tourneys until WotC sells MTG to nintendo

its difficult to shitpost when mr.commander is already posting so much shit

grow some balls and remove all good cards already

kind of crazy we have an advisory group without having a group to advise and elect the advisory group. I call for an election to create an advisory group who can advise on the election of the advisory group

the dark knight returns: when i was needed most the call came and I answered fast mana got fast ban-a'd but did it really

"Midrange hell because of Remora and Rhystic Study" - thats what you want me to say but I'm not like everyone else. I love midrange. It nourishes me.

so nice to meet all my fans at Punt City 3 - except for the Dockside players. This isn't Star Wars we shouldn't be having Clone Wars

i will be at punt city. I won't be in disguise

it has come to my attention that people believe i enjoy cEDH. I will therefore be deleting my account

send me cEDH icemakers. basically something you can say in the middle of a conversation that will bring it to a complete standstill

hard dick for 5 color; soft dick for mono color

making a cEDH tierlist: S Tier - Any deck I play F Tier - Any deck you play

my name is not daniel gordon

i try and be toxic but damn yall really make it difficult to be do that. somehow people are passively better at my active toxicity and thats just impressive

did you all know its finals of a monthly tournament? i didnt because nobody cares about it

having tokens in magic = literally the dumbest version of token i have ever heard of. like im not at an arcade trying to play pacman

BREAKING NEWS: shushcon was a huge letdown

learned more during this con than i have in others. i learned to shut up, learn my place, and become friends with the sleezebags in high places

i will not be silenced.

imagining having anything interesting to say during a magic tourney. just stay silent and watch. if you were good youd be playing