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North Carolina, USA
Joined June 2015
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I don’t think we need two factor authorization to sign up for the Jersey Mike’s reward program. I think we can play that one a little loose.
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Amanda, please!
Amanda Bynes teases her new song "trap house" "get hyphy bc trap house is coming soon gang" (via ig/amandapandapandapanda1)
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Amanda Bynes posted the quoted text on her Instagram but the video is not from her and copies choreography from JENNIE while appearing AI-generated. instagram.com/reel/De-c9L_PS… youtube.com/watch?v=XD00TJ… x.com/LostLeanore/st…
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Hey @netflix can I have a show next where I recreate that Russian experiment where they pumped people with amphetamines and locked them in a room for two weeks and refused to let them sleep? 🤔
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Just finished The New Stanford Prison Experiment on Netflix. Now we need a follow up series called Let’s Diagnose WTF is Wrong With Chet. @netflix
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Daniel Hill ❌ retweeted
On August 27, ICE arrested Milo Yiannopoulos, an illegal alien from the United Kingdom, at the Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport (MSY) in Kenner, Louisiana. Yiannopoulos legally entered the country on May 14, 2019, through New York City, New York. He chose to overstay his welcome in violation of our nation’s laws.   Yiannopoulos was issued a final order of removal by an Immigration Judge on July 22, after failing to show up for his immigration hearing. He will remain in ICE custody pending removal.    Being in detention is a choice. We encourage all illegal aliens to take control of their departure with the CBP Home App. The United States is offering illegal aliens $3,000 and a free flight to self-deport now. We encourage every person here illegally to take advantage of this offer and reserve the chance to come back to the U.S. the right legal way to live the American dream. If not, you will be arrested and deported without a chance to return.
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Kanye exec Milo Yiannopoulos detained by ICE in Louisiana. Details: tmz.com/2026/08/28/milo-yian…
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“I just took muscle relaxers with peyote?!” - Jane Fonda
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Daniel Hill ❌ retweeted
I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize. No President in History has ended the same war so many times. Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count. No President has ever done this before. And he is nowhere near finished ending it. It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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So yesterday Donald Trump posted a video of him crashing Stephen Colbert's final show, and literally throwing him in the garbage, and of course, I had to FIX it.
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I can’t watch a Daryl Hannah movie without thinking about the time @PaulaPoundstone absolutely ROASTED her for no reason. 😂
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Apparently melatonin + a pint of strawberry ice cream + falling asleep to Abbott Elementary last night = me dreaming I was a teacher AT Abbott. Jacob Hill yelling at me for showing up to work drunk is now my Hat Man.
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A huge CONGRATULATIONS to @MonicaLewinsky for now being the SECOND most controversial person to ever be accused of blowing Bill Clinton! #BlowinBubbas
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Just started #Boots. Which one of these is @trixiemattel?
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Me: I'm thinking of being Aileen Wuornos. Them: Like, for Halloween? Me: Sure...
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Technically, I’m pretty sure the Vatican could enter Eurovision.
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All cats are French, I will not elaborate further.
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I heard that Quinta Brunson is working on a Canadian spinoff of Abbott Elementary. It’s going to be called Aboot Elementary. 🥁
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Someone needs to sue Cardi B every single day! This trial is better than cable, and she’s absolutely crushing it! 🍿
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I just got into 9-1-1 and I’m a little pissed that the killer bees went away after two episodes. Why didn’t they have them back for the finale?!
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