Husband to the world's best wife. Dad to world's cutest baby. Aging band guy @_surrogate @cold_blue_mtn and a lot of other crap that no one cares about
Chico, CA
Joined May 2007
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Reading Bull Catalog listings and realizing no one will ever talk this glowingly about me probably ever
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Getting ready to vote in my famously liberal home state of California where my choices for state assembly are Republican “Agricultural Businessman” or Republican Farmer
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Taking a sip of coffee and checking in on my life savings invested in shares of Reddit, a foolproof strategy to build generational wea
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Cool new AI tool for "cracking the hard problem" of knowing the absolute bare minimum about your own children
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Shout out to Billy Corgan in 2026 for looking like a supervillain and saying gangster ass shit
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When I was a kid there was an older kid up the street who would make me tapes of the new gangsta rap shit that was just then starting to pop off but in the cultural vacuum of Willows, CA in 1988 I was on my own when it came to what shit like “trues and vogues” was
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Whatever with computers but at least kids now can look shit up. I don’t think there was probably anyone I knew or who knew anybody I knew who would have been able to articulate what trues and vogues were back then
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The Aquabats played in town the other night and I always assumed their primary lore was that Travis Barker used to play drums but then someone told me that one of the guys was the creator of Yo Gabba Gabba and that's not even the weirdest thing about them
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Guy number one: "How the hell are we gonna get rid of over 100 tires?"
Guy number two, remembering the banner on the storage units up the road advertising the $1 first month's rent special: "Don't worry, I've got an idea"
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Learning about Toto drummer Jeff Porcaro’s untimely death at age 38 from a heart attack that his family and friends say was caused by insecticide but that the coroner said was more likely due to doing a bunch of cocaine lmao
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Pretty decent AI slop ad on Drudge Report today. Its like a centaur with Dan Conner's body and Roseanne Conner's head
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