fay 🧸 is sleepy

we ALL know nothing was gonna stop him 🧡

just found out 104° fahrenheit is the hottest temp ever recorded in the UK. as in ever. thats a typical tuesday in californias summer 🫩

i had a dream dan and phil were babysitting some kids and some crazy neighbors were homophobic and called the police on them claiming they were abusing the kids when they weren’t

can safiya nygaard plz be a guest on the pod i just know their millennial whimsy would make for an immaculate video

WTF GUYS I HAVE BEEN INACTIVE THE LAST DAY WHEN DID THIS BREAK CONTAINMENT

wait have they explained how the pod is gonna work during tour?

guys genuinely give me ideas on how i can make myself look gayer i look so straight all the time

tired of being single (it’s only been 6 months and it’s been the first time since i was 15)

remembering circa 2012 when my mom bought my brother an ipod and they delivered 6 instead of 1. may that luck come to me

i’m fucking dying rn

they were just saying shit

moonbutt is still devastating to me

soooo when’s the july livestream 😇

i don’t know if anyone here goes here but this had to be shared

i want to hear dan talk more about his view on his sexuality and gender and stuff, i’m curious if any of his views has changed being out now since we haven’t heard him talk in depth about it in a long time

does anyone know what clip is stuck in my head. it is of dan and i don’t remember what era but ik it was pre hardlaunch and he like screams “stalking him until he loves you”

i hope when everyone reads my username they read it as dan is gender not dani’s gender

it’s a shower beer