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You’ll love me in every universe. 💜

Columbus, OH.
Joined September 2009
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Learning HTML code so you could make your MySpace page sparkly
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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This sparking a serious conversation about the lives squidward and SpongeBob live is sending me soooo bad
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guys i think there’s something sacred in the mundane
and if you’re free later maybe we can live a million ordinary days together
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Embarrassment is part of the human experience.
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During the era of Millenial optimism, Thursday nights at the club were always sexier than the weekend.
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When you high AF and you feel fly as a Mf
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texting is so lame i’d rather sit in his lap and suck on his tongue
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Omg 😭
I’ll never forget the time I tried to date a man in his twenties. One night we were in the car and he said he was about to put on some old school. The man keeps telling me “you don’t know nothing about this!” and proceeded to play Superstar by Usher
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If newton saw the way I be moving these days he'd add a fourth law of motion
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My elder millennial brain still believes a fresh notebook could turn this entire operation around.
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i be wanting to date like i’m in a romantic comedy but yall be tryna have me in a horror movie!! just jumpscare after jumpscare
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They’ll kill you for being the people’s princess
Hate a bitch that just knows everybody, lmao like how do you even know them 😭
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idk there’s something about calling someone you like when you’re out
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I’m so single I drunkenly ordered a gift for my bestie last night. SOMEBODY getting tricked on. 😂
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Y’all 🤣🤣
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This made me realize that I’m not using my tits enough.
Niecy needs to come out with her own line of spanx!!! They be SITTING RIGHT😩
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I’m tryna kiss
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It’s hard for me to even like one!
niggas really be surprised when I tell em i’m a one man at a time kind of girl. more power to the folks that got rosters but I don’t got the time or patience for allat man 😂
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Miso soup is incredibly elemental…. biotic….. I feel as if I am drinking the ocean when I sip it
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I WILL BE SAT!!!
Get ready. The Love Is Blind Reunion premieres this Sunday, November 8 at 9PM ET / 6 PM PT. Only on Netflix.
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