@dannarebb

“occasionally funny” -best friend “a total chaos destruction machine” -my ex “very beautiful!” -my mother // bookseller, rheum arthritis, joy advocate

 Ferndale, MI
Joined February 2019
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the wife of one of our city councilpeople invited me to a seance she’s hosting this weekend. very Of This Area thing to happen ✨ (I think I’m going to go!)
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this is not “emotional labor.” coming up with a basic compliment for your child is not “emotional labor.” that is a term that has an actual meaning in the workforce, and should not be used to justify outsourcing basic compassion for your children. very bleak.
Keith Edwards
@keithedwards20h
this is so bleak
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“i need the bo-bot to come up with something nice to say about my child.” no you don’t. i believe in you!! you can do it!
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just saw a blue check post where the person had made booty shorts featuring the lyrics of a very famous indie song, but had the lyrics incorrect… classic
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sent it to @Scoobydouchebag and he gets it!
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somebody in the replies on the post even said “we love (band)” but did not point out that the lyrics were incorrect
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love waking up with my knees and ankles in horrendous pain. that’s showbiz, baby
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it is October 25th, I should not STILL be being eaten alive by mosquitoes in Michigan!!
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somebody snapped this photo of us at the end of the night, when max was DRUNK. I just showed it to him and he was not aware that I drove us home, despite being so night blind that I usually don’t drive at night lol. he was drinking White Russians. the pants, though!
dannica@dannarebbOct 24
do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski? sex. the physical act of love. coitus.
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guy I went to high school with added me on FB. “certainly nothing weird will come of this,” I thought. “my profile photo is a wedding picture, I often post about things my husband and I are doing. there’s no way.” got a “hey beautiful” message at midnight last night 🫠
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HOLY SHIT LOL. what a miss!! sad that it wasn’t a doink :(
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a friend of mine got pug puppies! she named them Pebbles and Marbles, for the song ✨
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average afternoon after Halloween party texts
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just danced to Dance Yrself Clean and When A Fire Starts To Burn by Disclosure in a tent with a smoke machine. a perfect dream. my husband followed me around the room during the latter, like I was the fire that was starting to burn, starting to spread.
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do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski? sex. the physical act of love. coitus.
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(I bought him the Westerly for Christmas a few years back)
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matt just got a $2 pokemon blind bag at the thrift store and pulled some banger cards from it (one apparently worth $300 ungraded!)
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they are apparently likely counterfeits (I sent him your messages, he is still going to take them to the store tomorrow but also says he wouldn’t be surprised), but he isn’t too upset. he also asked me to show off the other cards he’s recently gotten from pulling packs online!
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just found out that there’s a for sale sign on my favorite restaurant in town 😭
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there was a fire there recently so they are not currently open, I don’t even get one last dinner there 😭
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okay, the post I saw saying that they had a for sale sign up has been deleted, so hopefully it was a misunderstanding! the place is always BUSY, I want to think it would be worth repairing after the fire!
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