I post the way Providence dictates with the assurance of a sleepwalker.

Brooklyn, NY
Joined April 2020
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President Trump's planned 250-foot-tall arch would cast shadows on many graves and monuments in nearby Arlington National Cemetery, the @washingtonpost's 3-D analysis found. On some days, Trump's arch would even shade the grave and eternal flame of JFK.
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There are major questions about how Flavio Bolsonaro left Brazil this morning with his family for the US without detection by Brazil. All morning, Brazilian authorities were utterly confused and clueless. As rumors circulated that Bolsonaro had left Brazil, they had no idea if it was true. At one point, they thought they had located a plane in Argentina, but Bolsonaro wasn't on it. That seems to have been a decoy. Some Brazilian media outlets are now reporting that the US Govt did not merely agree to allow Bolsonaro to enter, but actively planned, participated in and even executed the exit of Bolsonaro and his family from Brazil to the US: meaning that it was a covert extraction operation by US officials carried out right under the noses of Brazilian intelligence and law-enforcement agencies, who had no idea it was happening. (Bolsonaro has now arrived in the US, but the secrecy of all this means the US Govt has not publicly spoken on it. Everyone, including me, is working on finding out their version). There are lots of questions for both governments, some pretty serious implications as well, and ultimately lots of embarrassment for Brazilian officials no matter how it happened (to say nothing of the authoritarian and anti-democratic stench of having Brazil's globally notorious tyrannical judge order the passport seizure of Lula's opponent a mere 7 minutes after Lula was declared the winner).
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Good Lord, Lula has fucked up so badly that the COMMUNIST PARTY is defending Bolsonaro
Flávio Bolsonaro está sendo perseguido porque teve quase 60 milhões de votos, disse Rui Costa Pimenta. Veja o que ele disse na Análise da 3ª: "A perseguição não tem nada a ver com o defesa da democracia. É uma perseguição política. Por que o Flávio Bolsonaro está sendo perseguido? Porque ele teve quase 60 milhões de votos. Porque ele tem maioria, ele tem uma bancada muito expressiva no Senado e no Congresso. Ele pode conseguir o impeachment de determinados ministros do STF. Então, a perseguição é por causa disso, é um jogo de poder."
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PART 5: THE BUBBLE - EVERYTHING COMPUTER #5
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Filipino Batman & Robin (Alyas Batman en Robin) 1991 / Philippines / Tony Y. Reyes 🦇🕺🏻sound on🕺🏻🦇
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Weird. You never mention the people that fund your party…
Since Trump’s election: -Musk got $680 billion richer -Musk became the 1st trillionaire -SpaceX got $10 billion in federal contracts -Tesla & SpaceX paid $0 in federal income taxes Now, Musk’s spending $442 million to keep Republicans in control of Congress. Gee, I wonder why?
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Replying to @StephenKing
Distinguished author of "The Tommyknockers" wants to lecture his fellow rich fucks about principles & programs. 🤣
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Distinguished author of "The Tommyknockers" wants to lecture his fellow rich fucks about principles & programs. 🤣
Elon Musk is afraid of Talarico because he [Musk] has a lot of business in Texas. It has nothing to do with principles or programs; for Musk, it's all about the Benjamins.
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Here's a thought: when the next Dem administration seizes @elonmusk's companies, they should rename them the "Reichswerke Robert Reich." 🤔
NEW: Robert Reich calls for the "defunding" of Elon Musk, calls for Democrats to go after Musk's companies. "Democrats ought to [start] laying the groundwork for nationalizing Starlink & SpaceX... It should be a public corporation." Does he want Musk to drop another $50M on the midterms?
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John Joseph Gotti Jr., born October 27, 1940 "John Gotti in Prison," illustration by Danny Hellman for Jungle Law, 3/6/03 #illustrator #illustration #comix #comics #crime #mafia #cosanostra
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Roberto Remigio Benigni, born October 27, 1952 "Roberto Benigni as Pinocchio," illustration by Danny Hellman for Nathan Rabin's "My Year Of Flops," 9/23/09 #illustrator #illustration #comix #comics #comedy #film #flops
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As I reported hours ago, Flávio Bolsonaro has arrived safely in United States. The mastermind behind this operation is U.S. Secretary of State @SecRubio . From the United States, free and safe, Flávio will lead the opposition against Lula.
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Total “votes” in New York State Kathy Hochul (2022) 🔵 3,140,415 President Trump (2024) 🔴 3,578,899 DON’T say it CANNOT be done. People just need to show TF up! NOBODY likes that witch.
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If you follow me, this catches your eye, and live in New York, you better be voting red. Imagine how amazing New York can be if we took the power back. I don’t know anyone who actually votes for Hochul, she can be beaten. You just gotta vote.
Total “votes” in New York State Kathy Hochul (2022) 🔵 3,140,415 President Trump (2024) 🔴 3,578,899 DON’T say it CANNOT be done. People just need to show TF up! NOBODY likes that witch.
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Hunter Biden cheated on his wife with countless prostitutes. Then he cheated on his wife with his dead brother's widow. Then he cheated on his dead brother's widow with her sister. Then he impregnated a stripper and denied the child was his during his next engagement. Now he’s bragging about his “traditional” values. That’s something only a Biden could do.
So not only did a Russian Oligarch connected to Putin pay for Don Jr.s wedding party- they went on a Mongolian honeymoon hunting trip together too. I chose a more traditional family values honeymoon in Hawaii with my wife. (08/26/19)
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A Somali warlords daughter got into congress with fake ID and fake credentials but there’s no voter fraud guys.
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This interview bolsters my initial skepticism of the Vanity Fair story. Jon Stewart’s thorough questioning gets Cole to basically admit that the basis for his Kushner story is pure hearsay. xitter.cf/aaronjmate/status/2113…
TONIGHT: Investigative journalist Matthew Cole sits down with Jon Stewart to discuss explosive allegations about Jared Kushner in the new book, “Princes and Thieves.” Kushner's legal team denies these allegations.
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“If you are in this country illegally, it is virtually impossible for you to live in this country and not commit additional legal violations—working without authorization, identity theft. There’s a lot of illegality that goes on when you are breaking the law.” This is how you destroy a left-wing narrative live on-air. 60 Minutes was completely embarrassed. You can just see this her deer-in-the-headlights look and know her narrative has been wrecked.
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Kara Swisher is crashing out over Elon Musk again now saying he didn’t invent the electric car or Starlink, and the flying Roadster was “just a trick”
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