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@danohagan.bsky.social
Joined February 2009
Stick with this video to the end. The user experience of clicking onto an @EDP24 story now Newsquest run the show…
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Dan O'Hagan ⚽️🎙️ retweeted
This is class. He literally couldn't have gone to a better club after us.
73 balls. London. One golden moment. We drove the balls representing Harry Kane’s goals for club and country to London, gifting them to former teammates, people from his hometown, and the places that shaped his journey – from the streets where he grew up to his former clubs, as well as the heart of London City. All leading up to one golden moment last night. Harry, we’re incredibly proud of you. Here’s to everything we’ve achieved together – and everything still to come. ❤️🤍
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Dan O'Hagan ⚽️🎙️ retweeted
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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Dan O'Hagan ⚽️🎙️ retweeted
🏆 #BallonDor winner. Well done, Harry🟡🟢 Made in #NCFC 😅
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Dan O'Hagan ⚽️🎙️ retweeted
I’m not crying, you’re crying 😭❤️
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Well done @HKane. The crowning achievement on a glorious year. And great recognition for what the Bundesliga is and stands for. #BallonDor
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Imagine knowing THIS little about football…😂😂😂
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Dan O'Hagan ⚽️🎙️ retweeted
I am extremely proud to release my book ‘Public Interest’ English Footballs Biggest Scandal today for pre order…. Find out what really happened…. google.com/goto?url=CAESdgHr…
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“So Gary, for the speedboat, hostess trolley and stereo hi-fi music centre with collection of chart-topping CDs, we asked 100 people to name a famous king…”
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Dan O'Hagan ⚽️🎙️ retweeted
You do not need to love the British journalist to appreciate why they are so precious and essential for our freedoms, just look at way Simon Heffer tears apart Liz Truss’ book in @Telegraph - now: Show me a single US journalist who has done this to Trump, instead of enabling him, hiding behind the buttoned-down comfortable elitism taught at the Columbia School of Journalism.
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When even *checks notes* The Telegraph thinks this, it’s probably time to stop giving Are Liz the credibility of airtime and coverage, Dear Media.
Not sure which is the funniest about this, the headline, the 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 1 star filled in, or the accompanying photo👇 When you've lost even the batshit @Telegraph 🤡
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Dan O'Hagan ⚽️🎙️ retweeted
Let's enjoy this Lucozade commercial from 1995. I don't know what's in the can but I know the advert itself is crammed with delicious Premiership action and therefore, I approve.
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Dan O'Hagan ⚽️🎙️ retweeted
There’s desperation and then there’s Reform Uk.
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Dan O'Hagan ⚽️🎙️ retweeted
They are fucked. Completely fucked. For Reform momentum is everything. Once they lose that, it’s game over. They have no plan for when it happens either. This is the beginning of the end for them.
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Dan O'Hagan ⚽️🎙️ retweeted
Trump says he doesn’t want immigrants from Norway because he didn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize. “Norway sucks. Norway has become a shithouse country.”
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Dan O'Hagan ⚽️🎙️ retweeted
The funk soul brother
Carrick out now 😡😡
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Dan O'Hagan ⚽️🎙️ retweeted
The demise of Farage in one tweet........
Ipsos 30 Oct – 5 Nov 2025 Reform ➡️ 33% Labour 🌹18% Conservative 🌳 16% Green 🌍 15% REF + GRE = 48% LAB + CON = 34% Ipsos 15–22 Oct 2026 Labour 🌹32% Conservatives 🌳 24% Reform ➡️ 20% Green 🌍 8% REF + GRE = 28% LAB + CON = 56% Incredible how much can change in a year.
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Dan O'Hagan ⚽️🎙️ retweeted
I rarely do this… But @Shearings you are a disgrace. My in-laws, in their 70s, spend their pension on a holiday with you in St Ives …and this is where you sent them?! My father-in-law has Parkinson’s too - so well done for stressing him out. And my mother-in-law cried on the phone to you asking for a full refund And YOU REFUSED?!
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Dan O'Hagan ⚽️🎙️ retweeted
Longest goal in football history, cancelled by one unnecessary touch.
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