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Independent Marketing Consultant, SEO, Hood Pastor, active in a dozen things in Evansville, Indiana, the middle of everywhere.

Evansville, Indiana
Joined February 2007
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Here’s Sir Patrick Stewart reading the closing words of the final Narnia book, “The Last Battle.” Farewell to the Shadowlands 🫡🫡🫡
Sir Patrick Stewart has died. He was 86.
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Andy Serkis' most underrated performance is definitely his portrayal of the titular demon uncle in Focus On the Family Radio Theatre's adaptation of The Screwtape Letters by C.S. Lewis. Everyone should listen to it if you haven't
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Dan Sullivan retweeted
Sesame Workshop mourns the loss of Sir Patrick Stewart. Thank you for being our friend and for sharing your brilliance, joy, and kindness with the world. 💛💚
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USA. A seafood restaurant called Red Lobster. I had not yet opened the menu when a waitress named Brenda placed a cloth-lined basket between us and issued a battlefield order. "Eat 'em while they're hot, sugar." Inside the cloth slept four golden mounds brushed with melted butter and herbs. They are called Cheddar Bay Biscuits. I took one bite. I must speak the truth, even if my ancestors cover their ears. In Japan, poets have spent eight hundred years writing verses about cherry blossoms falling in the spring wind. If a sixteenth-century poet in Kyoto had tasted one Cheddar Bay Biscuit four minutes out of the oven, every scroll in the imperial palace would be about garlic powder and sharp cheddar. I ate three in complete silence. Then I understood the terrifying genius of the restaurant's strategy. They send their strongest general onto the field before you have even read the menu, so that by the time the shrimp arrives, your belt is unbuckled and your spirit is already conquered. When Brenda returned with a notepad to take our order, I looked down at the empty cloth napkin in shame. "Forgive me," I confessed. "We have destroyed the garrison before the meal has even begun." Brenda did not even look down. "Baby, that's basket one," she said, clicking her pen. "I don't even start counting till basket four." Basket four. This nation does not ration joy. It measures you by how many baskets you survive. By the end of the evening, I was a defeated man. I paid the check and stood up to leave. Brenda intercepted me by the lobster tank. She was holding a large brown paper bag folded twice at the top. It was warm through the paper. "Here," she said, pressing it into my hands. "Put these in the oven at three hundred degrees tomorrow morning for five minutes." I looked at my receipt. "I did not pay for these." "You looked like you had a heavy week when you walked in here, hon," Brenda said gently. "Nobody should wake up to a cold kitchen on a Sunday." Inside the bag were eight fresh biscuits wrapped in silver foil. A warrior can defend himself against a blade. He has zero defense against a woman named Brenda armed with aluminum foil and a warm bag.
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This is how you make it worse lol
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Dan Sullivan retweeted
REDPILLMILL SERIES: Vol. daz43ab1 Created by: @RPM_Memes
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In light of the recent New Yorker article about the many Dan Sullivans, I want to clarify that no, I am not Senator Dan Sullivan. I did stand outside his office, once. I’m sorry if this contributed to the confusion! Occasionally, I do get tagged in social media meant for him....
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In 1948, a young American pilot gave two sticks of gum to a group of German children behind a barbed-wire fence. What happened next helped America win the Cold War. June 1948. Berlin. Stalin has blockaded the city. Two million people are cut off from food, fuel, and heat — the Soviets are trying to starve them into submission. America's answer: fly EVERYTHING in. Coal. Flour. Milk. Medicine. A plane lands every 90 seconds, day and night. One of those pilots is Lt. Gail Halvorsen — a 27-year-old farm kid from Utah. On his day off, he walks over to Tempelhof Airport and finds 30 German children watching the planes through a barbed-wire fence. He braces himself. Everywhere else in war-torn Europe, kids had swarmed him begging: "Any gum, chum?" These kids don't ask for anything. They just want to know one thing: "Please don't stop the airlift. Please don't leave us." Halvorsen checks his pockets. Two sticks of Wrigley's gum. Thirty kids. Two sticks of gum. He hands them through the fence and waits for the fight. There is no fight. The kids break the gum into tiny pieces. The ones who don't get a piece pass around the empty foil wrappers — just to smell it. Halvorsen breaks. Right there at the fence. "I'll drop more from my plane tomorrow," he blurts out. A kid asks: "How will we know which plane is yours?" He tells them he'll wiggle the wings. That night he ties candy bars to handkerchiefs, makes tiny parachutes, and stuffs them in his C-54. The next day, on approach to Tempelhof, he wiggles his wings — and drops chocolate from the sky. The kids named him Uncle Wiggly Wings. Word spread. His crew donated rations. Then his whole squadron. Then Hershey sent candy by the truckload. American schoolkids mailed in handkerchiefs. His superiors were furious — he'd broken regulations. Then they saw the headlines and shut up. By the end of the airlift, American pilots had dropped 23 tons of candy under 250,000 parachutes over Berlin. The Soviets tried to starve a city. America dropped chocolate from the sky. Gail Halvorsen died in 2022, at 101 years old. At his memorial, elderly Germans — the children from behind that fence, now in their 80s — flew across the ocean to say goodbye to Uncle Wiggly Wings. He always said the same thing about that day at Tempelhof: "The small things you do turn into great things."
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Post-literacy has raised the stakes of film adaptations compactmag.com/article/post-…
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This video shows ICE holding children hostage to bait parents out of their homes. Just unspeakable levels of cruelty and inhumanity.
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So Facebook fully removed the Search Engine Roundtable page - I don’t understand why. It’s been on Facebook for like 20 years - Facebook even gave it a custom url before other channels got it. Oh well. I guess less for me to manage. I really thought it was some mistake and a human review would fix it.
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Today in 1945, George Orwell published a devastating critique of Communism. Animal Farm reveals why every communist revolution follows the same tragic pattern: liberation to corruption to oppression. Here are 10 truths from Animal Farm Orwell warned us never to forget 🧵👇🏼
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Incredible Transformations: Before & After Snaps/Vids Showing How Our World Has Evolved 🧵 1. Iran before the 1979 Islamic revolution!
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Dan Sullivan retweeted
I regularly get paid thousands of dollars to remove Elementor from websites. Let me save you thousands. Don’t start your website using Elementor.
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Happy Valentine's Day to everyone except for Iran, Florida Georgia Line, USAID, CNN, MSNBC, the women of “The View,” Venezuelan gangs, crooked FBI agents, any conservative who votes against Kash Patel, Ilhan Omar and her brother/husband, Super Bowl Halftime Shows where I don't know any of the songs, P Diddy, Mitch McConell, Oprah, Duke basketball fans, Spirit Airlines, eggs, Nancy Pelosi and her husband who got attacked with a hammer by his boyfriend, Diet Pepsi, soccer, every name on the Epstein client list, Jimmy Kimmel, Bill Clinton, John Legend, Bill Gates, group text threads, Lord Voldemort, Rosie O’Donnell, Keith Olbermann, Stephen King, Elizabeth Warren, Howard Stern, grown men who watch “The Bachelorette,” SNL, 80% of guys named Todd or Gary, flan, kale, The Gulf of Mexico, Chuck Schumer, Check Engine lights, Cousin Pam from “The Cosby Show,” Axe Body Spray, Anthony Fauci, Alvin Bragg, Letitia James, Barbara Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, Julia Roberts, geese, the sandwich artist at Subway who keeps calling me “boss,” Tim McGraw and his fake hair, Garth Brooks and his fake hair, George Soros, the Eye of Sauron, Slytherin House, Planned Parenthood, slavery, nazis, France, the song “Mambo No. 5,” guys who pee sitting down, Will Ferrell, Stephen Colbert, Anderson Cooper, Pete Buttigieg, Don Lemon, Seth Meyers, people who take their shoes off on airplanes, Macklemore, freezing cold global warming, Nutella, Liz Cheney, Mittens Romney, Golden Corral, anyone unable to name 5 Van Halen songs without using Google, the New England Patriots, LeBron James, Green Day, one-ply toilet paper, gout, Luke Bryan, Hillary Clinton, Satan, and OJ.
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Dan Sullivan retweeted
first rule of excel is not to tell people you’re good with excel
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