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Take Your Kid To Work Day 1993. You get lost between your dad's desk and the Coke machine and wander nervous and dreamy into a conference room. His two goofy friends and the woman who thought she had candy at her desk but it turned out she didn't are absolutely shredding in there
Replying to @danup @neonlazer3000
Turnout collapsed in those cities vs 2020 (which is a big reason why Trump won!) so pouring votes into Milwaukee, Detroit, Philadelphia, etc like I'm sure you believe they do every year would have been totally within the range of possible outcomes
Replying to @neonlazer3000
This is a total fantasy. To swing 2024 they would have had to inject less than 1% of turnout in Wisconsin, 1.4% of turnout in Michigan, and 1.7% in Pennsylvania. Considering you guys believe every election is rigged there would be no reason for them not to do so
Replying to @neonlazer3000 @franzsherbert
Explain to me how something can be "too big to rig." They have control of both numbers!
Obviously I'm saying this from a place of privilege (became an adult after the discovery of finasteride). I want to acknowledge that
Look: now that everything's shaken out I'd like to say that I thought Carville looked great in that 1992 video. I almost feel like the horseshoe worked better for him than hair... accents his features somehow. Shouldn't have shaved it off. Love the polo too obviously
Replying to @danup @franzsherbert
All of these theories boil down to the only operator canny and ruthless enough to make this happen being 2020 Joe Biden
Replying to @franzsherbert
If they knew how to rig elections in 2016 Hillary would have done it, and if they'd learned how at some point between 2016-2020 she would have rigged the primary and then also rigged the general. 75-year-old GOP lifers implicitly defending Hillary Clinton's honor, very weird
Replying to @charlesraustin @HaleyforMI
"I don't read Xarticles" is such an anti-intellectual perspective from you. Luckily since I do read Xarticles I know it's not your fault — no man can control the shape of his skull
Endless Dan Moore retweeted
That makes the alphabet older than we previously assumed
All 5 genetic “letters” of DNA and RNA discovered in a 4.5-billion-year-old asteroid sciencedaily.com/releases/20…
I really thought starting the High Gas Price War was going to work out for him but that's why you play the games
"Disney Girls (1957)," incredible. "Deirdre," amazing. "She Believes in Love Again," way stronger than the rest of that record. "Tears in the Morning," look man nobody's perfect. Brian Wilson wrote some dogs too. Come on
I think I speak for everybody when I say that the most haunting Beach Boys what-if is "What if they let Bruce Johnston write more songs"
Replying to @Heche35
Definitely. It's very short, the structure is extremely clear, plus there's lots to talk about in class in terms of literary devices (like Nick's position as the narrator)... there's a reason it gets assigned so often
Replying to @PestiEsti
Yeah the explanation she keeps reposting for why people shouldn't read it is very strange, didn't look into the replies-to-replies-to-replies but it feels like she's got an opinion on the novel's relationship to decadence that would not survive reading the novel
I think Fitzgerald was a genius but even his later work is really congenial to high schoolers because his natural writing frame was "confused or disillusioned hero worship." Tender is the Night... dour novel, but you see the Divers first as gods through the perspective of a kid





