Content & Marketing. ex @NEARProtocol, currently @DouroLabs My website is my personal diary with my deepest, darkest secrets.

Joined February 2020
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WHISTLEBLOWER: BREAKING DOWN THE TRUTH BEHIND NEAR PROTOCOL, ILLIA POLOSUKHIN, AND THE NEAR FOUNDATION "NEAR" is not what you think it is. I saw it from the inside for four years. It is ran by globalists for globalist agendas. I attempted to blow the whistle in 2024.
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"NEAR's social media hype machine effectively sold to the world that their system was a) developed by them and did not infringe any rights, and b) was decentralized and safe." Another accolade for my CV
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COSMIC KATS MINT IS LIVE 🚨 The wait is over. The collection is officially open ☢️☄️ Now minting on near.cooking
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Presenting the official trailer for THE MAX EXTRACTOR
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my soul longs for the pub
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The duality of man
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Did Blizzard time the re-release of WoW to force the pacing of the frontier?
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Oh god David noooooo
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i'm not saying this is why they got married but it could be
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Ahead of my time
It's a wonder to me how there isn't a Runescape-themed DEX called "The Grand Exchange" with the native token $GP
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Wondering how much ZEC Zooko has spent on Chipotlee
Listen, Zcash fam. I love you. and this has been one of my very favourite talks between Illia and [SMART GUEST] but can we talk about how Zooko, who is my fave guest to date, pronounces chipotle because actually it's extremely bearish
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DAOvid retweeted
someone please buy this @LaunchOnSF swap in a pump logo
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I'm using my body for blackmail: FAO: @NEARProtocol, @HyperliquidX, @Zcash, @coinbase, @Pumpfun, @AskVenice At 12:00 EST on November 1st, I'll be committing heinous acts in public with your branding on my body. These acts may include, but are not limited to:
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NOTE: I DID NOT choose projects based on recent token performance They were chosen based on eligibility for extortion
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If you're a representative of one of these projects, you can pay to have your branding removed, and even replace it with a competitors, at: unsponsor.me/
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C. S. Lewis, quit worrying and go do something real
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>Astra >Ultra high effort >2x speed "which air fryer is best"
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Because I tweeted this and revealed the truth, they pivoted
If you truly understood the significance of numerology and the Global Elite™ that pull the strings then you'll understand why England is already pre-destined to win the World Cup. The last time they won: 1966. 60 years on = 2026. 666. England Captain? Harry Kane. The final is on the 19th of July. Exactly 9 days later, he turns 33 years old. Coincidence? Absolutely not.
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If you truly understood the significance of numerology and the Global Elite™ that pull the strings then you'll understand why England is already pre-destined to win the World Cup. The last time they won: 1966. 60 years on = 2026. 666. England Captain? Harry Kane. The final is on the 19th of July. Exactly 9 days later, he turns 33 years old. Coincidence? Absolutely not.
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