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Ticket prices for Game 6 of the WNBA Finals have plummeted The get-in price was $156 when the game was announced on Monday. Tickets are now going for as low as $23. That’s an 85% drop in just two days. (Ticket prices via @TickPick )
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Dude you know what I’ve realized. Why tf are we so obsessed with stock pairing when I’ll buy 1% of a coin, hold for 3-4 days and have legit $10 in rewards. Like genuinely does nothing 😭. Return to dev fees and remove everything else. Higher ceilings and incentive for dev to continue pushing.
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JUST IN: Brazil's largest bank to launch crypto trading and custody services
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I don’t think I am important enough to be on stage
The next set of Breakpoint 2026 speakers spans Downing Street, the Treasury, the White House, the City’s clearing house, Europe’s most valuable fintech and one of Britain’s oldest banks ↓
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JUST IN: memecoins on Pump have rewarded holders with over $1,000,000 in tokenized SpaceX stock 🚀
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Tribe, stay together no matter what Hélà 🤞🏾♾🪶❤️
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Sent money to Brazil in the morning. Paid for coffee in Milan by lunch. Got paid from New York by dinner. All in one app. How global is your money?
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Hire Grok @Bot, you won’t regret it
Planchet, my Grok Bot is promoted to fully-fledged team member. He has access to all our thinking (research, emails, models, slack, industry data), he is incredibly resourceful - a mesmerizing get-it-done attitude, ultra-fast, receptive with feedback. It is mind-blowing.
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Everyone go make friends with Lark. He's lonely.
Somebody told me, “Lark, look at Litecoin!” Litecoin hasn’t made a meaningful new price high in nine years. Nine. It’s 2026, guys. Remember, friends don’t let friends buy Litecoin.
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BREAKING: Alphabet is securing its own digital assets on Solana. Google unveils Google Multi-Party Compute today, an institutional custody system now in private preview with major financial institutions. Commercial launch early 2027.
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Grok @Bot rocks
Gavin Baker says Grok Bot is the most impactful AI product he and his firm have had yet, and reveals he’s up to 17 Grok Bots “I mean, as a user, Grok Bot is the most impactful AI product to me and to the firm that we’ve had yet. I glued together all this stuff with Claude Code, and I’m sure it was user error on my part, you know, 50 years old. I’m doing my best." "But Grok Bot, it just makes it so easy. I think I’m up to like 17 Grok Bots. And every day I think of a new one to add.”
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I am going to launch on @Pumpfun today. Drop your Solana wallet address below
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The MVPs of Day 1 are in! Here's who cooked the most in the Top 5 Squads! 🥇 The__Solstice 🥈 Aurelius 🥉 heat 🏅 counter17 🏅 latentfish83215
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“Crypto has never lacked tokens. It’s lacked good tokens.” @soleconomist, co-founder of @sanctumso, on why the institutional wave on Solana is just beginning
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JUST IN: THIS PUMPFUN TRADER IS UP OVER $192,000 HER CALLOUTS REPORTEDLY TOP AT $10,000 MARKET CAP ON AVERAGE SHE HAS CLOSED 103 POSITIONS TODAY
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Try Grok @Bot
Baker on a16z admitted something nobody his age says out loud. 23-year-olds are more fluent in AI than he will ever be. He has been trying hard. He is still behind. Then he explained how Grok Bot leveled it. "We got Claude Code. I built some stuff, did some cool stuff. Then in 3 minutes of creating Grok Bots, I had much better versions of everything I created." Podcast summarizer. 10 seconds in Grok Bot. Substack summarizer, X summarizer, X sentiment tracker. Hours in Claude Code. 7 to 12 seconds in Grok Bot. Better. His frame: "To me, Grok Bot does feel like another ChatGPT moment." Baker runs billions. He is calling Grok Bot a category reset.
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This is wrong and pump fun is abusing their own rules once again In T&C they say that you can't hold more than 5% of the supply The Dabal sqaud made $989,600 in the last 24h Meanwhile most of that profit came from Ansem since $ANSEM gained +10% Ansem holds 8.72% of the supply in that wallet Means: Total unrealized gain ≈ 87.23M × $0.00812 (gain per token) ≈ $700K ps. Both realized and unrealized PnL count (total spot PnL) ps. II This is nothing against Ansem. He doesn't make the rules and prolly didn't even get that he is ranked first
Day 1 of the $2,500,000 Squads Competition is over, here’s the recap: 🥇 Dabal 🥈 CtrlTheNarratve 🥉 Underground 🏅 CATEVENGERS 🏅 Beachballs
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Marco Rubio leading Flávio Bolsonaro's escape is the biggest receipt that the US was interfering in the Brazilian’s elections.
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