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Thin Blue Paw are on BBC Breakfast again. I applaud their work, but that name does not work, it's the worst missed pun of all time.
Not posted any music in a while. But just checking, this song is actually perfection, isn't it? #YoLaTengo
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Has Bellingham gone down hoping for a free-kick three times too many now? I'm not a Reform nutter saying he shouldn't be in the team, but he's been careless, and a bit pathetic there.
Is this Lucy Letby: Scapegoat thing a documentary, or a series of head shots of Rob Pattinson attempting to look thoughtful and serious.
I'm on a company-wide call, and someone in Brazil is pronouncing chatbot as shatbot. That's the highlight of my day.
That #severealert was a bit counterproductive. Made me jump and spat me crack pipe out on Winter Hill.
Perhaps Scotland have it right. Rip it off like a sticking-plaster, don't go for the inevitable slow painful demise.
Tonight's game against Dr Congo is only the second time England have faced a badly dated Bond villain in WC knockout rounds. Praying the famous exit to Bambi Nthumpa's 1974 quick-fire double isn't repeated.
Honestly, not taking Trent to the world cup, because he isn't great defensively. When did we ever have a good defensive right back? Every competition, that area is the problem. And attacking wise everyone else is shit.
I'm loving not recognising a single celeb at this World Cup. I've never had any doubt about how out of touch I am. I guess unless Conrad Veidt or Albert Ayler turn up, I'm out the game
A masterclass in public humiliation for Zia. Long may it continue.
IF YOU HAVE A VOTE IN MAKERFIELD TODAY:
Andy Burnham CANNOT VOTE in this by-election because he is not a local.
He was part of the grooming gang cover up.
He wants to rejoin the European Union.
He “welcomes” illegal migrants to the area.
He does not know what a woman is.
He is Starmer in jeans.
Please appreciate how important this election is.
Please make the effort to vote ROB KENYON of REFORM UK.
The fate of a grateful nation is in your hands 🙏 🇬🇧
Sounds like Farage has turned up on the doorsteps.
The 25,000 tonnes of stinking toxic waste bang in the middle of the Makerfield battleground trib.al/0WFAiBu
