261 days.
261 days waiting for a vehicle that defies convention, challenges purists, evokes emotion, sparks controversy, and divides dinner tables, usually with me heavily outnumbered.
The Cybertruck isn’t just another vehicle. It’s a rolling contradiction to everything we’ve been conditioned to expect a truck to be.
Some love it. Most hate it. And almost everyone has an opinion about it, whether you asked for one or not.
And I love that about it.
I’ve never been particularly interested in following the herd. If everyone is marching in one direction, I’m usually the guy wondering what’s worth exploring in the other. I’ve never understood the appeal of coloring inside the lines simply because someone else drew them.
The Cybertruck is unapologetically different. It’s unconventional, polarizing, arguably ridiculous, and completely unwilling to blend in. It’s the automotive equivalent of showing up to a black-tie event in a spacesuit.
And somehow, that makes me want it even more.
It’s a vehicle that can turn a casual conversation into a heated debate, make strangers stop and stare, and inspire people who’ve never driven one to passionately explain everything that’s wrong with it.
And here I am, 261 days later, still wanting one.
My current delivery estimate says before December 31.
Do I trust that date? Absolutely not.
Do I have any rational reason to believe that after nearly nine months of waiting, Tesla will suddenly deliver on that promise? Not particularly.
But do I have that completely irrational, inexplicable hope and unwavering faith of a child on Christmas Eve, convinced that somehow, against all odds, what they’ve been dreaming about will be waiting for them in the morning?
Absolutely. @cybertruck @Tesla @elonmusk
And here I am still waiting, patiently impatiently.
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Cybertruck isn’t just a different-looking pickup. Stainless-steel body panels, steer-by-wire, rear-wheel steering, a six-foot lockable bed and onboard power—you can see how much Tesla rethought what a truck could be.
The appeal to me is having something built for work, road trips and everyday life that doesn’t look or feel like everything else on the road. That’s why I ordered one, and why I’m still excited to get behind the wheel.
But I’ve been waiting since 2/21 with no VIN or delivery estimate. @Tesla @cybertruck, I’d really appreciate a clear update. Ready to put mine to use.
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