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i hope a lot of you realise scam callers are actually just victims of trafficking and slavery and its best to just hang up rather than spend time tormenting them
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I’ve grown quite fond of these AAVE-obsessed youths and their doting mom, may fortune be kind to them
Is there a single matchup in smash ultimate where both players are having fun fighting the opposing character. Genuinely struggling to think of an example
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I was training a new dude yesterday and I said “god I’m so tired today” and he said “it’s from dragging that huge dick around” and I was like “hell yeah brother that’s what I’m talking about”
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“Friend, I haven’t even used this stuff yet.”
- ‘ABSOLUTE BATMAN’ #9






























