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Data Scientist| Chelsea| Football bant

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Joined August 2011
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If we look at this critically, Chelsea should be ashamed. We defeated you home and away last season. And you needed a red card and penalty to be able to win us at home this season? You're just a disgrace of a club.
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Martinez for United vs Martinez for Argentina
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It's another day to view wicked people status full of gospel music 🤧
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ALWAYS CHECK YOUR KIDS HALLOWEEN CANDY I JUST WENT THROUGH MY SONS AND FOUND 2 MANCHESTER UNITED TICKETS INSIDE IT BE SAFE THIS HALLOWEEN
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Hi @grok I'm really confused here,, can you please identify who is on this image.?
Hi @grok why was this clear hand ball not a penalty for City 🆚 Brighton.?
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I see Benjamin Sesko, who do you see?
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Manchester United fans are still blaming a player that left their club since January 2022 for their failures in 2026.😭😭😭
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Guess who won the UCL top scorer that season😁
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Your November wishlist. Let’s have it.
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How on earth is Rogers still at Aston villa???????????
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ANDONI IRAOLA, please can you not stress me today, I just need the three points that all.
🚨 Riccardo Calafiori, Noni Madueke & Christos Tzolis were all with the Arsenal squad on their pre-match walk this morning. ✅🕵️‍♂️
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Only Arsenal fans want Arsenal to win, while other clubs support Liverpool. The hate is too much, wtf
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Good morning Friends of Blacko
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This European virgin fan is mocking Palmer for approaching 25 with just 50 Premier League goals? 😂 Let's put things into perspective. ●Cole Palmer 24yrs: • 50 PL goals • 105 PL appearances ●Bukayo Saka approaching 26yrs • 63 PL goals • 233 PL appearances ●major trophies won: Palmer- 8 Saka - 2 Saka has played 128 more Premier League games but has only 13 more goals than Palmer. Palmer has reached 50 goals in less than half the appearances Saka needed to reach his 63. If 50 goals at 24 is something to mock, what exactly are we supposed to call Saka's numbers? Be careful when you open the statistics book. It might embarrass you. 😂
Cole Palmer is pushing 25 and he’s only scored his 50th prem goal today? And 50% of them has been penalties?😭😭😭😭
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No wonder Martinez is forcing a quick return 😂 he's sensing some danger
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10G/A in 3 months 10G/A in 5 years
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Neto has to be the realest Chelsea player in the squad, he’s always celebrating before the ball gets into the net 😂💙.
Me wey carry £117M sign player you think say I be mumu abi 😂😂 No worry he good gan
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Carrick is making me miss Amorim.😭💔
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Jose Mourinho is on the verge of getting thi man sacked
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Guess the player they compared to my Diomande 😭😭
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