@datchguy_x

Bringing memorable moments to life |Passionate FÚTBOL supporter. Turn on Notis 🔔 •DM for business | 96509

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ARAT HOSSEINI, the next generation Messi. A thread 🧵
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LaLiga Puls🚨
@LaLigaPuls5h
When players run into each other as a teammate after already having fought❤️☺️
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Harry Kane taking a goal kick… 😭😳 WHAT CAN THIS GUY NOT DO?!
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Imagine seeing this and still believing Harry Kane wasn’t worthy of the Ballon d’Or.
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@datchguy_x18h
The day Lamine Yamal decided to destroy Real Betis 😮‍💨
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The day Lamine Yamal decided to destroy Real Betis 😮‍💨
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🚨 BALLON D’OR POWER RANKING (TOP 10) — FINAL EDITION 🏆👀 10. Jude Bellingham🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿(385pts) 9. Osumane Dembele🇫🇷(448pts) 8. K. Kvaratskhellia🇬🇪(487pts) 7. Vitinha🇵🇹 (527pts) 6. Lionel Messi🇦🇷 (565pts) 5. Rodri 🇪🇸(684pts) 4. Michael Olise🇫🇷.….. love
Football Universe 🗞️
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🚨 BALLON D’OR UPDATE 🏆 TODAY IS THE DAY! ⏳🔥
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SHOW ME A VIDEO OF VIDAL HAVING HIS PENALTY SAVED, AND I’LL DELETE MY ACCOUNT. 😭💀
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@datchguy_xOct 25
The day Lionel Messi gifted us a pass so enigmatic that no one has yet found the key 🤯
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LaLiga Puls🚨
@LaLigaPulsOct 25
SZCZĘSNY AFTER FIVE PACKS OF CIGARETTES AND SOME WATER 😭🚬💀
LaLiga Puls🚨
@LaLigaPulsOct 25
“Best SZCZĘSNY moment in Barcelona”
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@LaLigaPulsOct 25
The day messi told real madrid fans: “remember this jersey for the rest of your life.” 🥶
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@LaLigaPulsOct 25
“One el clásico. one messi show”
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The day Lionel Messi gifted us a pass so enigmatic that no one has yet found the key 🤯
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@datchguy_xOct 24
MOURINHO’S REACTION TO RONALDO’S LAST-MINUTE WINNER 😭🤯😳
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🚨 Ballon D’Or Power Ranking (Top 10) 10. Jude Bellingham🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿(385pts) 9. Osumane Dembele🇫🇷(448pts) 8. K. Kvaratskhellia🇬🇪(487pts) 7. Vitinha🇵🇹 (527pts) 6. Michael Olise🇫🇷 (565pts) 5. Rodri 🇪🇸(684pts) 4. Lionel Messi🇦🇷.….. love
Football Universe 🗞️
@footballuniverXOct 25
🚨 BALLON D’OR UPDATE ⏳ 1 DAYS TO GO!
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LaLiga Puls🚨
@LaLigaPulsOct 25
JOAN GARCÍA IS NOT HUMAN, THAT SAVE IS OUTRAGEOUS 😭🧤🤯
LaLiga Puls🚨
@LaLigaPulsOct 25
“The most mentally ill goalkeeper I’ve ever seen”
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17 years old Lamine Yamal 👽💎
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LIONEL MESSI (39) IS STILL PLAYING AT BALLON D’OR LEVEL IN 2026. 🇦🇷🤯
Football Universe 🗞️
@footballuniverXOct 25
“39 YEARS OLD, STILL GOAT LEVEL. 👑”
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Football federation should investigate this with immediate effect. 👀
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MOURINHO’S REACTION TO RONALDO’S LAST-MINUTE WINNER 😭🤯😳
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🚨 Ballon D’Or Power Ranking (Top 10) 10. Jude Bellingham🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿(385pts) 9. Osumane Dembele🇫🇷(448pts) 8. K. Kvaratskhellia🇬🇪(487pts) 7. Vitinha🇵🇹 (527pts) 6. Lionel Messi🇦🇷 (565pts) 5. Michael Olise🇫🇷 (684pts) 4. Rodri 🇪🇸.….. love
Football Universe 🗞️
@footballuniverXOct 24
🚨 BALLON D’OR UPDATE ⏳ 2 DAYS TO GO!
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🚨 Ballon D’Or Power Ranking (Top 10) 10. Jude Bellingham🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿(385pts) 9. Osumane Dembele🇫🇷(448pts) 8. K. Kvaratskhellia🇬🇪(487pts) 7. Vitinha🇵🇹 (527pts) 6. Lionel Messi🇦🇷 (565pts) 5. Rodri 🇪🇸(684pts) 4. Michael Olise🇫🇷.….. love
Football Universe 🗞️
@footballuniverXOct 23
🚨 BALLON D’OR UPDATE ⏳ 3 DAYS TO GO!
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