Dave Merkel (@davemerkel) profile picture
Northern Virginia
Joined March 2008
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Please tell me more about how black people are rioters and the threat. I don’t seem to remember them storming the fucking capitol disrupting the electoral process.
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Looking forward to the conversation! @expel_io
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It's been months waiting on a replacement windshield. Being told it could be more months. Hey @Tesla and @elonmusk is Model 3 focus impacting care of existing Model S customers?
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At defcon and interested in learning more about expel.io and talking about the analyst jobs we have open? Track me down or dm me :)
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Imagine a stranger renamed your profession "poop-mining" -- and you had to start using the term yourself. This is how I feel about "cyber".
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Replying to @robertgraham
. @robertgraham if it's that benign we will be lucky indeed.
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All I want to do is park my car. Do you also need a blood sample? @RestonTwnCenter
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Replying to @strcpy
. @strcpy Oh man, who's copying my moves?
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Guess I know which software company didn't read all those articles about 2016 being the year of CX. teapaw.org/reefhack/status/804040…
Wife grumbles: #OSX update requires paid @QuickBooks upgrade. Since @Intuit is collecting, I guess that makes @QuickBooks #ransomware.
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Way too soon. 2016 keeps the hits coming. My sincerest condolences to Harry's family and our friends at NEA. I...just...ugh. :( teapaw.org/danprimack/status/8004…
Some tragic news to share: Venture capitalist Harry Weller (general partner at NEA) has passed away.
.@TheEconomist says we outed APT1 "with official blessing" b/c gov "had enough." Backwards. @mandiant had enough. economist.com/news/special-r…
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Paying bounty (ok, not really) for Touch Bar review wrt vim/emacs/atom/whatevs. Absent thus far. @arstechnica help me out here.
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In the inner city there lived a hobbit. Disaster. I will do more than Gandalf in 10 lifetimes for the short people. #TrumpBookReport
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Hey @SiliconHBO is middle-out growth at all like middle-out compression? #debatenight
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Hey @Uber ur drivers at IAD cancel trips if they're not long distance. Stranded for 20m. You might want to fix that.
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It’s time to publicly shame United Airlines’ so-called online security tcrn.ch/2beRO9Q
Dear @united, security questions on ur website are not 2FA. Only thing that makes you look worse is your IAD ground staff today.
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