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Oh thank goodness, after four and a half hours the game is settled as Tampa forces game… five I should sleep now

I don’t even like baseball why am I still watching this and why won’t one of these two teams win already

When watching live sports, I should be able to customize the scorebug, like what stats show, its position on the screen, and any other graphics including turning them all off It’s the 21st century, the AI apocalypse has already started, let’s live a little with our time left

This was more like me as a teenager, doing time motion studies to engineer the most efficient morning routine possible to set my alarm clock up just a few more minutes

It’s kind of reassuring that today I was able to wake up at a reasonable hour, shower, spend a whole day in a waiting room at the county courthouse and not be the weirdest person there I didn’t have any anxiety attacks and was able to just sit there playing sudoku on my phone

So like nearly all of the jurors in the waiting room I was put “on call” so with any luck I won’t have to go back Which is good, I’m not really up to being asked to send someone to the hoosegow, wherever that is Montana?

Man I don’t want to report for jury duty tomorrow I’m in no condition to be in polite society for an entire day, much less decide whether or not people are guilty of things

“Florida Atlantic maintains narrow majority in Parliament of the Owls”

Man the Minnesota golden gophers are collecting allllllllll the hardware this season

Well it’s all on the broad, dumb shoulders of John Mateer now

Aggie football is essentially a machine designed to siphon millions of dollars from Texas oil tycoons and redistribute it to a handful of mediocre football coaches and their agents

NC State went on a 9.5 minute touchdown drive at Stanford Then the kickoff went out of bounds. Is it just me or is that contagious this season, I feel like I keep seeing it happen over and over again

Eat dominos pizza or fall to your death like this sad fool!

Wow, the Army’s quarterback is averaging 45 yards per pass

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This is the first horror movie I remember my dad renting for us to watch I would’ve been around 5 and it scared the shit out of me, I was traumatized for weeks and wouldn’t wear a Halloween mask that year You know, for Dave backstory as to why I’m like me

Get ready for ceeeeeeenoooooMANNIAAAAA!!! (formerly known as Maine)

You know what would be a really cool job? Filming baby elephants walking around for documentaries I wonder how you get into that business. Probably gotta know someone I guess