Dylan

Channel 4 came looking for a scandal. They didn’t expect me to investigate THEM. I’ve gone through their allegations one by one: the sources, the fundraising, the money trail, the recordings, the witnesses and the evidence they conveniently left out. They wanted to put me on trial in front of the British public, so I brought the receipts. THE DISPATCHES DECEPTION: Watch it. Share it everywhere. Then decide for yourself who’s telling the truth!

A legal adviser was secretly filmed telling an undercover reporter posing as a migrant to pretend to be gay so he could claim asylum in Britain. An investigation exposed a shadowy network of asylum experts charging up to £7,000 to coach migrants whose visas are running out how to pose as gay. At Law & Justice Solicitors in east London, paralegal Mazedul Hasan Shakil passed a reporter's details to Tanisa Khan, an advisor to Worcester LGBT - which describes itself as a support group for gay and lesbian asylum seekers. Ms Khan was secretly filmed telling the journalist he needed to 'claim to be an LGBT person'. When he said 'but I'm not', she replied by saying, 'that's it, you're not'. She offered a £2,500 package including club photos, tickets, letters claiming sexual relationships and an endorsement from Worcester LGBT. Invaders are helping invaders stay in our country. Deport all involved, no exceptions.

So @kanyewest has been officially banned from the UK. Circle back a week and this...