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David Theis is a Houston writer, eater, and drinker, and wannabe Mexicanist. #astrostwitter #bluewave #blm #beto

Joined July 2011
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Enough with the highways!
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If you think Trump cares about your child care woes, I don’t know what to tell you
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BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Donald Trump completely fails to understand the question he’s asked and rambles on incoherently. It’s clear Donald Trump has lost his mental capacity. Retweet to make sure all Americans see this and know Trump is senile.
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Recently people have ppsted some solid Trump/Vance/MAGA memes. Post your favorites 👇🏻
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When I’m drunk, but my husband is completely sober
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Will Merrick Garland EVER do his job?
I joined @sarasidnerCNN this morning to speak out against @KenPaxtonTX terrorizing abuelitas in Texas. This was a targeted operation against Latino voters. We won’t stand for it. We aren’t going back.
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Nothing is sacred to Trump. Not Arlington. Not the Medal of Honor. Not tortured POWs. Not Gold Star families. If you value service AT ALL, you cannot honorably support this guy.
From NPR’s ⁦@QuilLawrence:⁩ Arlington National Cemetery officials say Trump campaign staff verbally abused and pushed aside cemetery official who objected to filming and photography at gravesites More below and to follow on NPR
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I like drinking and slavery makes me sad.
What is preventing you from moving to Dubai 🇦🇪?
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Dig it!
I wore my Kamala - Walz shirt to church today where several of the members are MAGA. As we were greeting one another people started complimenting my shirt. The pastor came up to me, shook my hand, and then froze. He said, "Hold on. I have to do this..." He got up front and told everyone that he and the entire church should do the right thing and vote for Kamala just like I am. He pointed to my shirt and everyone cheered. After church we had a bonfire where everyone threw their MAGA gear into it. Never give up!
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"I'm a young black female who's voting for Trump because he's going to stop WW3."
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BREAKING: While Tim Walz fills an entire stadium on Omaha, Nebraska, Donald Trump is failing to fill even a small arena. Trump’s rally starts in 3 minutes and this is the crowd. Retweet so all Americans see the Trump campaign implode in real time.
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Leave it to the obese Trump to make fun of other people’s weight
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When did Red Sox fans become the Yankees’ poodle?
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You can’t blame Trump for being sensitive about the huge crowd that showed up at the airport for Harris, given the fact that he has to always wave to imaginary people he wishes would show up.
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This is so fucking badass‼ The movement against Trump and authoritarian fascism has gone global. Women of the Finish parliament have made a TikTok video to show their support for Kamala Harris. 🔥🔥🔥
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A tale told by an idiot, indeed.
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Should we attribute this quote to JD Vance? Or James Donald Bowman? Or James David Hamel? Which name is he using today?
Reporter: How can you fake your race? Vance: She fakes who she is depending on the audience she’s in front of
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Mitch McConnell: "We spent months working on a bipartisan bill to secure the border, but Trump didn't seem to want us to do anything at all. He told us to kill the bill." (April 2024)
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Have the men’s Olympic events all been canceled?
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