"ignore the polls, vote like we're down 2%"
the concept of someone who is tapped in to know about polling averages but not voting is completely insane
lula wanted to lose the first election and rig the runoff only, to inflict maximum pain #patriot
I love logging into a public wifi and hitting I Accept on the pop-up and then seeing the tiniest font "Success" response and then running various highly sensitive data operations
can't stop thinking about jd vance saying you don't turn the titanic around overnight. i don't say this kind of thing very lightly but That's Giving Veep
are the people who think You Can See Everything is rehabilitating Elizabeth Holmes’ image the same people that thought Primetime was defending pedophiles? or is it one of those horseshoe theory things
it’s funny that Trump should’ve just shut up about mail voting so he could do the usual blame fake mail votes thing to rev up the base but now they’re just gonna get wiped out via in person votes instead
thought this was an eric wareheim character
SpaceX will capture an asteroid with more gold than Earth's crust and land Optimus robots carrying American flags on Mars within 8 years.
Starship parks Psyche in geosynchronous orbit over an American Pacific atoll. No humans within 50 miles. Optimus robots extract the metals. Delivery to Earth is free though some burns up on entry.
Bezos said 15 years ago Earth gets zoned residential as heavy industry moves to space. Vast distances make emissions irrelevant.
The same fleet lands on Mars in 8 years max. Optimus robots deploy solar panels, batteries, compute, and Starlinks for 4K video before humans arrive.
SpaceX moves the factories off the planet.
the background song in all the losercore playlist slop vids is from otto benson who put out a killer record last year
this is such a softball clue for real #nytcrosswordheads
it’s interesting to think about how his career would have gone absolutely nowhere if he used this photo instead













