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Pussy pathological, come lie in it. 🩷Je pense donc je suis🩷 Onye ife na-eme n'isi. ✨Igbo✨ ⚖️Attorney⚖️.Maths?🧮 Part time Cinephile 🎥 Maximalist hobbyist🎨

Abuja, Nigeria
Joined January 2019
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Replying to @dawnwiththebum
Asper fried rice cooked with dead body water that all these vendors in nollywood use to do charm to sell out fast and it's hot cake Dead body water fried rice= hot cake. I couldn't start writing Dead body water fried rice😂😭
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Def sza
Who is more famous in Nigeria? Sza or Dua Lipa?
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🎈 Ps: I think this is my most favorite birthday cake I have ever had🤭
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When I’m already overstimulated, and my phone settings are in French.
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I heard it’s two bad b’s birthday today 💃🏽
I heard it was a bad b’s birthday ??
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I heard it was a bad b’s birthday ??
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The way everyone on Hey Arnold is fried. Especially Arnold. It’s in the eyes.
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Arnold?😭
cuando te querés hacer la aesthetic pero sos megamente
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cuando te querés hacer la aesthetic pero sos megamente
direto do pinteresttttt para o meu quartinho
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one of the netflix accounts in the next few days
X/Twitter now allows users to post up to 20 images in a single post, instead of four.
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made a quick one
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If I was white, I’d want to be like her when I’m older.
so apparently, u can post 20 pictures now
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Imma email Tyler Perry for yall, coz this ain’t no tea .. this some HENNESSY
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I cleared my debts and stabilized my finances with an inheritance from the sale of my father’s Enugu compound. But that inheritance would’ve been impossible without my mother, Marie Shirley Anya, who liquidated her own personal savings to build the estate. How did it happen? 🧵
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Most beautiful o.
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Replying to @dawnwiththebum
So sorry about that Anyhoo don't let anything keep you down, it's our birthday 🎉🎉 Happy 25th my dear girl 😚
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Okay, so you just gave me an idea, actually.
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Make I use this one hol body ❤️
At 25 years old, I was a homeless baby adult, squatting with family in an area that forced a 3hr commute from my day-to-day life. My salary was only N80,000 and my dreams were very limited. At 32 years old, I have a beautiful apartment and I can casually fly to Thailand for a photoshoot & to spend 6 days in a 5-star hotel while staying on top of work. Please don’t give up, life doesn’t just get good, it gets BEAUTIFUL 🥹
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unemployed cinephile / employed cinephile
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