After being plagued by successive misfortunes I have decided to cancel this year’s potato salad speed-eating competition. You love this community so much? Then put it on yourself.
if I were alive during the great depression I'd probably just be going ham in the rocking chair on the porch outside my dusty shack
If you were a fat guy back in the 40’s or 50’s, people would just start calling you “Fats” and then that would become your new name. Fats Navarro, Fats Domino, and Fats Heard are a few examples illustrating this remarkable phenomenon.
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High School principal (wrapping up graduation): Let's have a hand for our wonderful Class of 2026! Thank you all for coming *switching to Dr. Evil voice* and be careful in the friggin parking lot
