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You Got Jokes

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Joined August 2011
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susan@scsusan151630 Nov 2025
Maybe time for an amazing TMac catch???
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That lil black girl that worked the door got promoted to assistant manager, the house probably burned itself down.
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@WBRZ16 May 2025
WATCH: Video shows fire blazing at Nottoway Plantation earlier Thursday. (Credit to Raheem Pierce for the video.)
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Joe Person@josephperson12 Mar 2024
Panthers trade DB Donte Jackson and pick No. 178 for Steelers WR Diontae Johnson and Steelers' No. 240, per league source.
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Phil Braun@playazball22 Sep 2022
I've been doing a lot of self reflection lately, & if i get 1,000 RTs, I'll allow myself to be swallowed by a large snake
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Nick Russo@Kingnickrusso8 Sep 2020
I'm going to donate $1 for the first 100 RTs so if you can, hit the RT button for me! @thebullhouston has teamed up with @BushHoustonLit My Home Library Program to help put books in homes of kids in Houston who have none! RT or text HTXREADS to 41444 to donate!
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🦋@_nitaab7 Aug 2020
Probably horse ankle meat.
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Taco Bell is testing.. Chicken Wings
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Breaks@JittPerked20 Jul 2020
Settle a debate in your house 👀
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Jonathan Jones@jjones99 Jul 2020
Reminds me of the first time I heard Big Amount. Was on a work trip. I’m jammin and then Drake says he’s “never seen the inside of a Marriott or a Westin” and I quietly drove myself back to the Courtyard
Ball Don’t Lie (@Balldontlie) profile pictureBall Don’t Lie
@Balldontlie9 Jul 2020
*mutters in broke person* idk ... doesn't look so bad to me
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Heedy@heedygreedy4 Jun 2020
This shit is real this gave me chills #blacklivesmatter #GeorgeFloyd #dcprotest – at Washington, DC
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Tomorrow @TRAEABN, @BunBTrillOG, and other activists are organizing a peaceful and organized protest tomorrow. I will join them and members of #GeorgeFloyd’s family in this peaceful event. We want to honor Mr. Floyd’s memory in a respectful way. #JusticeforGeorgeFloyd
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Dan Wetzel
@DanWetzel29 May 2020
If we give CNN badges to the people responsible for George Floyd's death, will they finally be arrested?
MN State Patrol (@MnDPS_MSP) profile pictureMN State Patrol@MnDPS_MSP29 May 2020
In the course of clearing the streets and restoring order at Lake Street and Snelling Avenue, four people were arrested by State Patrol troopers, including three members of a CNN crew. The three were released once they were confirmed to be members of the media.
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Today was supposed to be Opening Day in baseball. I am sad. Let’s cheer each other up a bit. Send me a GIF of your all time favorite baseball player.
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Chris McClain@macwfnz6 Feb 2020
I've totally heard of silent fans. I've been to a Falcons game in the georgia dome after all
You Got Jokes (@dcarcass) profile pictureYou Got Jokes@dcarcass6 Feb 2020
Replying to @macwfnz
Yall ever hear of silent fans? Buy one and return it once they fix the issue
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My wife is Christmas shopping today, which made me realize now would be good time to resurface this: This Buffalo poster, painted by my mom, is for sale. 29” by 23”. Would make for a unique holiday gift. $30. DM if interested. Feel free to RT this post. Greatly appreciated.
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We are now a blog dedicated to running backs who can also play wide receiver. Please retweet.
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@uSTADIUM26 Apr 2019
Bro ... stop 😂😂
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Mātt@itsThatMattDude26 Apr 2019
Again under Cam Newtons bust when he goes to Canton you remember to add the line “still managed an MVP and a SUper Bowl berth while Dave Gettleman was his GM”
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Matt Kalil: 'I like being on a one-year deal. Everybody knows what kind of player I can be. It's about being healthy.' Says he feels healthy and strong. 'That's been the X-factor: health'
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Gifdsports
@gifdsports15 Apr 2019
Charles Barkley "I bet you couldn't do that to those big ass women in San Antonio".....Chuck is wild
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We Are Living in The Golden Age of Take's
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