i didn't buy the bluecheck they forced it on me

Joined December 2009
Leviathan out TODAY on all streaming platforms musicforkeyboards.bandcamp.c…
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whoever invented those ikea shower suction cups needs to be dragged in front of a tribunal
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incredible 1998 defacement of an indonesian website by first-generation chinese hackers including very gracious instructions on how to restore the site back to normal
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from the fantastic book The Dark Visitor by Scott Henderson
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let's go
That’s nuts, post your credit score
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who says a soulful swagged out white boy in the 2010s can't support quebec
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just listened to the fragile for the first time in several years and it really is one of the greatest albums of all time
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🎲 announcing 🌎 a @cocojoeyyy twofer out 11/6 STARS REROLL a team of HausMo producers (feat @fire_toolz @ddddddeon @GoodWillsmith & more) reimagine Cocojoey’s 2025 album STARS COCOJOEY’S WORLD the 2022 debut album joins the HausMo catalog with updated artwork & a bonus track
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had to do another sorry
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should have put aaliyah in there... absolutely infuriating exercise
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uggghh FUCK i didn't put george michael faith in there either
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i was eating some crackers while looking down at my phone, and i opened my mouth to put another cracker in and the chewed up cracker i already had in my mouth fell out onto my phone
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new tinashe record goes crazy, full of completely surprising moments, "futuristic" production without ever leaning on lazy hyperpop tropes
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fuck it
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torn curtain is a rock climbing gym now. only in novels do places crumble to dust for no reason when their spirit is lost
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they turned fragrantica into vibecoded claudeslop littered with stupid little UI elements and unnecessary buttons and data visualizations
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just heard the australian prime minister pronounce openai "eye-pen eye-eye"
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i'm looking at the new beach resort they built in wonsan north korea on google earth and it looks like an 1960s artist's rendering of a beach resort in the far future
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dreams can come true
i'm currently the high bidder on a vintage german wall-mount barometer
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i'm currently the high bidder on a vintage german wall-mount barometer
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let's fucking go...
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