Human Being, Mother to Autistic One, Loved by a wonderful soul, 🏳️‍🌈and 🎶Cheer Cheer the Red & The White🎶

Naarm
Joined May 2023
Maximum 2-3 Business Days. 😏
nobody tells you when you become a lesbian that every time you have sex it has to last for a minimum of one and a half hours
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I tried Satan. Still on Hold.
call someone you love, pisces. they want to hear from you.
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However horny you are, when you are running from danger, you don’t stop to act out your horniness. You are running for your life. Keep running. Horny is not important. I might be watching the stupidest movie ever made in the history of stupidest movies ever made. 🙄😒
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Aunties kissed my head, hugged me very tight and said how much they love me before retiring upstairs. Lily hugged me too before retiring upstairs. Tonight they told me their Steffi anecdotes. I know what they are doing and it’s comforting under the circumstances of this week❤️
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Luna is doing late night Zoomies. She ran all around the house at top speeds, upstairs & downstairs and now has run half way up the lounge curtains and is growling. Brutus has run to the bottom of the curtains & is looking up at her unsure what to do. Zoomies look fun😁
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Checking into the hotel in Chongqing… the “but you booked a single room with 1 king bed, are you sure it is the right booking?” when seeing Dave and I, reminded me of this classic: 🤣🤣
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Especially if it’s Morning People.
the answer is no, pisces.
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It’s SuperCat !!!
not all heroes wear capes
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Zm Mtg with EU colleagues✅ Productive & Informative Mtg discussing new labelling & packaging✅ When a carton was held up for my inspection Luna pressed her face into the screen😂 Brutus slept & snored throughout❌ 🍓 treats✅ B’s HR Rep (Lily): He’s adorable. Don’t sack him.
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Zoom Mtg with EU colleagues at 8:15 tonight. AO, Luna & Brutus are in their Zoom positions in Study. New Guy Brutus is sleepy or confused. It’s hard to tell which😁 AO & Luna are alert. They look at me as if asking why I am delaying “their” Zoom Mtg🙄 Cheeky Gits😏
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Movie Synopsis: 2 Nuns Fall In Love Me snarkily: D’oh Movie Synopsis: Lesbian Vampires Hunt Men Me snarkily: D’oh Movie Synopsis: Corky & Violet begin a cland… Me alert: Let’s watch it (for 1000th time) 🤪
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When the Demon possessing you is half Catholic😇🙏🏿
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Coming home to 2 cats can be fraught with danger. You share kisses & cuddles equally. One is a gentle sweet boy who waits his turn patiently to be loved. The other is a psychopath who jumps on your head to demand you love her after acting all sweet and gentle with AO first. 😅😅
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Parenting is maintaining a poker face whilst AO’s 1:1 Support Lady for the day gives you a detailed narrative accompanied by hand gestures of how AO walked up to a participant giving him the Death Glare whilst taking back the Cheese & Biscuit snack he stole from her lunch box. 😂
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I am not Mr. Humphries 😏
pisces, ask if they're free tonight.
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My EC, 3 Receptionists, CEO’s+other 4 Board Member’s EC’s sat with me in Sensory Garden during Lunch Hr. They shared their lunch with me. CEO’s EC: We know this week is painful for you. We are here for you. We will bring lunch for you this wk & sit with you. The Sisterhood❤️❤️❤️
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Why can’t they be together ? Look at his sad little face😢
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I may have exploded another bridge after me this morning. One I lit the fuse to years ago. Cousin from Dark Side of Family at ☕️ Van: Your problem is you are openly gay. You don’t even try to curb it. Me: Your problem is you are openly stupid. You don’t even try to curb it. 😇
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I am grateful I have work to focus on this week & my friends/family & work colleagues making a concerted effort to ensure I don’t feel alone. But lying awake in the stillness of the night, the quiet moments during the day, driving alone in the WP do conspire against you. 😔
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My soft spots are rather offended😒
pisces, they're not drawn to you, they're drawn to your soft spots.
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