-I just can't seem to miss. Sorry.- Experienced and descriptive. +21, MV, MS. The king of banter and bad jokes. Especially bad jokes. Roleplayer/ parody Account
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"The city is flying, we’re fighting an army of robots and I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense."
+ Experienced writer
+ Descriptive
+ Mix of MCU and 616
+ DM's are always open for plotting
+ Avengers SLs and Agents of SHIELD SLs, bring it to me.
// Clint would totally get confused about why his teenage daughter was talking like a Victorian British lady until he realizes it's part of her vampire princess thing, but you can bet he would have the biggest, brightest and proudest smile at her playing the piano with him <3 //
"Remind me what your costume is about, besides overall goth, sweetheart?"
"I'm a vampire princess, father. Take me to the piano, let's play together."
"....why you're talking like Victorian British lady?"
// Halloween at the Barton's. Daughter's FC: London Thor //
Their little one is already sleeping. It just took her one song today. Can he offer his fiancée a massage?
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She's welcome to pet the little Sherlock Golden any time she wants. He's just the friendliest "little" bean (he's 1,5, but he's a Golden Retriever, so he's a big boy).
Hawkeye / Clint Barton retweeted
"Lost in thought and lost in time
While the seeds of life and the seeds of change were planted.
I took a heavenly ride through our silence
I knew the moment had arrived
For killing the past and coming back to life..."
Clint couldn't help but to laugh. If she knew how weirdly the Avengers were with each other when it all started...
"Well, if you guys ever need a marksman, just let me know. I'll be happy to help." He can't guarantee Valentina's safety if she even looks at him, however.
"Don't be so harsh on your father. He's a good guy." Better than his was, that's for sure.
"Bob is your Hulk. Shame you guys don't have a Hawkeye. Maybe you should pitch Kate. Although...you guys might be too crazy for her."
Hawkeye / Clint Barton retweeted
thank you sir patrick stewart for giving your kindness and empathy into characterising charles xavier. you did not only help a generation learn about kindness and equality with this character but also gave so many fans an immense joy. thanks for letting me grow up with you sir.
Clint slides to the other side of the table. He quietly asks for a coffee, tilting his head to the side to analyze the young woman in front of him.
"Why there's so many people following you, kid?" He looked outside then back T her. "They're not hiding it very well."
"What about your team? I mean, your father is a fun guy and Bucky is reliable. The rest....well...how you're handling keeping them together? Oh, and your boss sucks."
"She's alright. She still comes to the homestead once a month to see Lucky and to train with me, but she'd doing alright in NY. I'm keeping my eye on her, even though she's not aware of that. To make sure she doesn't get into trouble."