I am capable of spectacularly incomprehensible acts of stupidity with no assistance from the audience.
Ontario, Canada
Joined May 2012
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@FortuneFeimster @masseyhall Anxiously awaiting Lesbian Swimsuit wearer to hit the stage ❤️🇨🇦
Is it just me, or should some really smart television producer introduce the people from @americanpickers to the people from "Hoarders?"
Wonder Woman was a show, that when scheduled, cleared all the dads from the street to be glued to their tv’s for its duration.. we all loved @RealLyndaCarter .. still do 🌈 #StillAnIcon #PlayTillTheStreetLightsComeOn
After a 12hr shift at the foundry, and two years waiting… finally @jannarden ❤️❤️ #FrontAndCentre #FirstOntarioConcertHall
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To celebrate reaching 1,000 followers, we're giving away two copies of David McPherson's new book, Massey Hall - it features some great #HamOnt musicians including Tom Wilson & Crowbar. Make sure you're following us and RT for your chance to win!
thinks it's best to listen to what your body tells you. I asked my body if it wanted to work out today and it told me, "Listen here fatty, do it and die."
When visiting @JillAHarris1 @BethELozier after a long awaited ChicksWithHits @TerriClarkMusic @SuzyBogguss @PamTillis concert and Olive is amusing herself #BarkBox
Rest In Peace Betty White. Truly the last Golden Girl, 99yrs young, just shy of her 100th by 17days. Not the way one would wish to step out of 2021 #LastCurtainCall #GoldenGirl youtu.be/dnDqDdCuJts
First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone… repeat NEVER #HappySaturday
If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore.
“Pssst Dickens, it’s International Cat Day!” Charlie 11.5 months Dickens 9years today 🐾🐾❤️ #InternationalCatDay
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This Father’s Day, follow the procedure below to enjoy a refreshing @AviationGin cocktail I’ve dubbed ’THE VASECTOMY’ for no reason in particular.
Sometimes I ask myself, if I would have made a good nun. Then I remind myself I'm not a Catholic, and that there aren't nearly enough rosary beads..
When the kids get ahold of your cellphone, for a selfie, on National Pet Day ❤️🐾🐾 #NationalPetDay2021
@MegPatrickMusic One year ago today @BurlingtonPAC a young man handed you a gummie bear from his pocket ❤️🇨🇦#LivingInTheMoment #MakingAMemory
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Hello USA!! It's the moment we've all been waiting for! JANN Seasons 1 and 2 are now streaming on HULU! Tell all your friends! 🇺🇸🎉 @jannarden @ZoiePalmer @PatrickGilmore @ElenaJuatco @SharonCTaylor @alexasteele @hulu @CTV @P10prod @SEVEN24films @jennicaharper @leah_w_gauthier
