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⠀◜ 𝖳𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾'𝗌 𝗆𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗀𝗎𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗇 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝖻𝖾𝗂𝗇'
⠀ 𝙖 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙣, 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣, 𝙡𝙪𝙜𝙜𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙚. ◞
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀˗ ˋˏ 𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐋 𝐃𝐀𝐖𝐍. ˎˊ˗
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. . . yeah, you are. No, keep going, it's funny and cute. Oh, oh, oh . . . right. Maybe I should sit down and make a bunch of little hats for them instead. What do you think?
You sure do . . . or that could've just been luck. Who knows?
( More teasing. After all, it was what 𝘴𝘩𝘦 was good at, though he'd always somehow made it easy for her. They were two opposite ends of the spectrum, but they couldn't have mingled better. Best part was, she knew -
. . . what happened? Did you almost drop the bottle in there? Babe . . .
( Glass is slippery when wet, so she definitely wasn't surprised. Thank god for his fast reflexes, or else they probably would have had a bloody mess to clean up together──and definitely no cafe date. )
. . . right, yeah, I almost forgot you were a skilled multitasker. 𝘎𝘰𝘥, 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘰𝘺𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 . . .
( That last line was a mutter under her breath. It was funny and a little endearing, but she’d continue to tease him for it anyway. )
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I'm not going anywhere . . . wait, don't tell me you're drinking in the shower, Ward. I saw that.
Oh, do they? If I were them I'd be terrified, not testing your patience. Back then, you barely took my antics well. That softer side of you came out like I knew it would eventually.
Enough for your typical half hour, my love. Oh yeah? Don’t they know who you are? They must’ve think you softened up or something, huh? Kinda glad I had you training me way back when and not now.



